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don't ask why wrote:

thirdhour wrote:ivre = drunk.

I said:

I'm not drunk, so I can speak lots of french.

Also, when i AM drunk, I talk french. alot. maybe too much.

but then how do people understand you? must take french english dictionary along to granville brewing company/okanagan springs

I tend to find the one french-speaking person in the room and just talk and talk and talk until they (not-so-subtly) tell me to shut up. Then I return to english.

Every five seconds this evening I'm knocking something on the floor, dropping something, etc.

Just now I accidentally kicked a bottle of hand cream off my coffee table. It has a squirt pump top on it... it flipped over, landed upside down on it's pump, and squirted a stream of hand cream across my living room floor!! Funniest thing ever... I almost peed my pants laughing

Kathy14 wrote:

Chanandler Bong wrote:I find that trying to pronounce complicated words whilst hammered is highly amusing.

Complicated words? Often I can't pronounce simple words when I'm drunk

Cheers!

i just feel kinda tired and really full
goddamn quebeckian beer

So I posted before 12 about my drunkenness. Now its like 4:30.
You know, if you drink a lot at someones house and pass out, its surprisingly comforting to realize that the bed your waking up in is a gay man's.

Kathy14 wrote:

nikki4982 wrote:

Random Name wrote:we need to have a cm drinking party. woooo

?

I don't know everyone in this photo... you please narrate for me?

Sure can!

Passed out in the back: Sarah (buzhwa) and Bethany (superboots).

Rob (areusad831) in white, Kruno (BOAT) and Miro (not a CMer despite bugging!) in green and black, Melissa (xonodoubt69) in blue lying down, and me in black.

thank you!

ive never heard of this Sarah (buzhwa)

She's a friend of Bethany's, hasn't posted in a while I guess.

I'm sure everyone's heard of the twelve days of christmas

but the CM must do a 12 days of drinking after christmas as long as it is continuous and someone is drinking then it is all good and by drinking i mean rum, with a dash of eggnog.

just for the record i was at that drinking party earlier in the night, had too many beers, and had to be forcibly removed.

happening fish wrote:just for the record i was at that drinking party earlier in the night, had too many beers, and had to be forcibly removed.

i be proud of fishy

I'm quite dunk as well. Bored though, so bored, i want to do somethingv ut all my riends went homw


damn

I AM ME wrote:I'm quite dunk as well. Bored though, so bored, i want to do somethingv ut all my riends went homw


damn

i be proud of me.

wow here's lots of people i know online right now

hi sean!

Hi Yanni!

are you drunk, or just posting in this thread for fun?

I'm just here for fun.