Posted: 10/7/2004, 11:43 am
Top ten list of reasons
to never date a rock star
1: isn’t it a red flag that you see their sex face at work?
2: no matter how long you date, you have to rely on management to make sure they put your full name on the guest list...
3: there is no getting around the word groupie
4: you always give them more credit than they deserve for remembering the little things...like what city you live in the day of their show.
5: “busy” has no definition. And it is a verb, noun, adjective, and… name.
6: Between the sweat, lights and playing...who knows what they are smiling at …but, ah, do you really think it was you, at the back of the room on top of the balcony wedged behind the guy with the big head?
7: no matter how hard you try, they will always say,” I got to go”, before you do
8: how do you get over someone who has a popular song that even gets played at the grocery store? Imagine… it could be worse and converted into a keyboard synth that gets played in elevators.
9: do not let the song fool you, they are not tortured and lonely.
10: anyone who has to wear a shirt that says “I am in a band would you please hold my hand”, is not gonna remember your name.
to never date a rock star
1: isn’t it a red flag that you see their sex face at work?
2: no matter how long you date, you have to rely on management to make sure they put your full name on the guest list...
3: there is no getting around the word groupie
4: you always give them more credit than they deserve for remembering the little things...like what city you live in the day of their show.
5: “busy” has no definition. And it is a verb, noun, adjective, and… name.
6: Between the sweat, lights and playing...who knows what they are smiling at …but, ah, do you really think it was you, at the back of the room on top of the balcony wedged behind the guy with the big head?
7: no matter how hard you try, they will always say,” I got to go”, before you do
8: how do you get over someone who has a popular song that even gets played at the grocery store? Imagine… it could be worse and converted into a keyboard synth that gets played in elevators.
9: do not let the song fool you, they are not tortured and lonely.
10: anyone who has to wear a shirt that says “I am in a band would you please hold my hand”, is not gonna remember your name.
