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closeyoureyes wrote:Sand and Miro are lovers?
Woah.

that was kruno
and no damn it

aww why?

i had an interview today at a talent agency .. he kept asking me all these questions like why i wanted to get into the entertainment business and such when the job was an office posistion

I suppose lots of people take crappy jobs in the entertainment industry in the hope that they'll get noticed and move onto more glamourous things.

Did you tell him you wanted to get into entertainmaint so you could meet hot boys?

we had a falling out over who was the bitch when he clearly is

Soozy wrote:I suppose lots of people take crappy jobs in the entertainment industry in the hope that they'll get noticed and move onto more glamourous things.

Did you tell him you wanted to get into entertainmaint so you could meet hot boys?

no .. i should have used that one! but i lied in my interview! whoops! but not to worry, what i lied about there is no way to confirm

i should be a storyteller .. i tell good stories.

I lied in my interview to my job! She wanted to know how I turned a Negative into a Positive and I spun a golden tale.

i like ice cream.

I am trying to get a job in the engineering dept at my school. Why? Because lots of brilliant, hot boys will be milling about. Shallow me.

I'm just trying to find a job, period.

Cass wrote:I am trying to get a job in the engineering dept at my school. Why? Because lots of brilliant, hot boys will be milling about. Shallow me.

Um no. Intelligent Cass.
Hot Boys =

Cass wrote:I am trying to get a job in the engineering dept at my school. Why? Because lots of brilliant, hot boys will be milling about. Shallow me.

sorry cass, math students are the kids who suck at everything else

That's ok. I'm a misfit too.

anyone have advice on what to do with a hot 26 year old who's goign out with a 19 year old who bout to leave in 2 years? how bought a hot safewafeway girl and you just her at the bar?

i have no idea what you just said.

Translation:

Is anyone able to give me guidance on what to accomplish with a thermogenic male in his mid twenties who is currently in a consanguinity with a young adult female and is about to depart from her prescence in approximately seven hundred and thirty days? How about a scalding Safeway damsel that one would have conked on the head with a cooked crab in a place of drinkery?






















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arrrr matey good translation for drunk talk, that last shot killed me. and yet i'm still up a good six hours later.

Soozy wrote:i have no idea what yuo just said.

haha i was thinking the same thing

Nam posted something in the mod forum that doesn't exist that made me think of a funny story I wanted to post. So last week Nikki, Melissa, and me get to the border at Niagra Falls. We pull up to the customs booth and I hand our ID's to the officer and tell him we are all US citizens. He asks a few usual questions about where we are going and why, and then he looks at me and says "Are you bringing any firearms with you?" I tell him no and he repeatedly asks me about guns. He asked if I carried a handgun, and I told him no. He then asked me if I was the only person in Tennessee who didn't carry one. Then he asked if I had one behind the seat of my truck. "Are you sure you didn't accidentally forget one behind the seat?" Not one question of why I had 2 girls from a state 10 hours away from me or how I knew them. But he asked me all about guns. Then he told us to have a good trip. We laughed most of the way to Toronto.

ha ha!!

"No sir, I don't have any guns on me at the moment but I just kidnapped these 2 girls." -Matt

"Please be quiet.. what did you just say about guns?" -Officer