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xjsb125 wrote:On a happier note...
While driving home this morning there was a radio interview with Lil Jon on. I stopped to listen because I knew he'd have some crazy shit to say as usual.
Radio person: What's in this goblet you carry with you all the time?
Lil Jon: It's crunk juice. It's our own special concoction. Hennessy (sp?) and Red Bull. It's got a really unique taste to it, but once you try it, it just goes down so smoove. After a few drinks you'll be able to...really knock the transmision out of a young lady. *chuckle*

Lil Jon, provider of crazy talk.

if hennessy didnt cost like.. a shit load i'd say i'd try that when i get back to saskatoon ahhahahaha

My hands are dry

get some lotion then.

dammit, i did it again.

i left the kettle on the stove for like, and hour and a half or 2 hours.

now my house smells like shit.

seriously.

as long as there wasnt fish in there :O

...


i'm sorry!

:O
did you fall asleep?! :O

no, she was talking to me

i bet it smells very bad

i had a roomate a few years ago who put fish in a pot of water
then he went to his room
and fell asleep
i went out to get a glass of coke or somethin
the kicthen was full of smoke
i couldnt breath
i woke him up
i wanted to do more but i still couldnt breath properly

SICK!

My roommate let a sauce pan of beans cook for two hours in our apartment last August. Needless to say, we smelled like smokers for an entire semester. If I had known her better I would have totally beat her up.

If she had $100,000 why would she need a resume, eh?

Hope wrote:no, she was talking to me

i bet it smells very bad

i wasnt talking to you for two hours, though

and, yes, it smells horrible.

happeningfish wrote:

Hope wrote:spending 8 hrs with kids of ages 5-11 is TOO MUCH

oh my god i do that every day and i want to kill myself

told ya so.

So last night I got to be a truck unloader. I threw half the truck, around 800 cases, in 30 minutes. I was wore out afterwards. I busted my ass all night long. I didn't even stop for lunch. Around 8:00 this morning I began to feel real dizzy and my hands started tingling. Eventually my hands drew shut and I could hardly walk. I had to be helped back to the personnel office where I could get some water and a candy bar. It sucked. It took 20 minutes before I could open my hands back up. This happened to me once before in high school, so I didn't freak out like I did back then. It just sucked to do that in front of everyone. I hate working in my store. I need to relocate.

that happens to me whenever i am in a lot of pain and feel like i'm going to pass out. it is not fun.

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:

its4am_isanybodyhome wrote:so today i didn't write my resume.

if you pay me 100,000 dollars i'll do it for you.

sweet!

I got a real bad bloody nose last night and now I don't feel so well. :sad:

-pat pat-

Your hands drew shut? Like...into fists?

yesterday i was looking at walmart for material to make a skirt. what i found was awesome: black, 'star wars' printed all over and pictures of vader's helmet, and it said 'vader' a couple times.

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