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Posted: **7/3/2005, 10:59 pm**

I'm pretty sure I'm the reason people rally against violent video games.

Posted: **7/3/2005, 11:01 pm**

Its fun to to waste video game characters with a circular saw blade. :nod:

Posted: **7/3/2005, 11:11 pm**

Still, you can't kill enough random people in 2, as good a game as it was. I spent many a happy bullet in HL1 getting scientists to follow me, then when they pulled that, "I won't take another step!" crap, I popped 'em.

Oh God, I need help.

Posted: **7/3/2005, 11:11 pm**

Darby O'Gill and the Little People and Pollyanna!

Posted: **7/3/2005, 11:38 pm**

half jill wrote:i'm moving here.

http://www.mls.ca/PropertyDetails.aspx? ... ID=3704189

That's a nice looking house!

Posted: **7/3/2005, 11:45 pm**

We found a house. The lady accepted our offer, but before she could sign the contract, she was sent to the hospital for some reason. So we don't know what's going on.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 7:05 am**

so today i'm going to write my resume.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 8:50 am**

So last night we had 860 cases of grocery to stock, and 4 people to stock it. If they average 65 cases per hour, it should have been completed within 3 hours, roughly. The guys started getting behind so I stocked 2 aisles by myself to help them out...and the sorry fuckers still didn't get it done, which resulted in yet another ass chewing for Matt. I swear I'm going to Bristol, getting the guns, coming back to Knoxville and eliminating this problem. I stocked 100+ cases in 2 hours, in between my other responsibilities and they couldn't get it done. Fuck it frustrates me that they suck so bad.

On a happier note...
While driving home this morning there was a radio interview with Lil Jon on. I stopped to listen because I knew he'd have some crazy shit to say as usual.
Radio person: What's in this goblet you carry with you all the time?
Lil Jon: It's crunk juice. It's our own special concoction. Hennessy (sp?) and Red Bull. It's got a really unique taste to it, but once you try it, it just goes down so smoove. After a few drinks you'll be able to...really knock the transmision out of a young lady. *chuckle*

Lil Jon, provider of crazy talk.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 8:57 am**

Waiting to Exist wrote:Still, you can't kill enough random people in 2, as good a game as it was. I spent many a happy bullet in HL1 getting scientists to follow me, then when they pulled that, "I won't take another step!" crap, I popped 'em.

Oh God, I need help.

I used them as fodder for those roof creatures with the long tongues.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 1:58 pm**

I need to move to Canada and buy Dom's house! Soooo cheap.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 2:48 pm**

Happy Independence Day you yanks!

Posted: **7/4/2005, 7:00 pm**

i recorded my brother and i dancing to world on a string. :lol:

Posted: **7/4/2005, 7:21 pm**

spending 8 hrs with kids of ages 5-11 is TOO MUCH

Posted: **7/4/2005, 8:00 pm**

^:sadyes:

Posted: **7/4/2005, 8:15 pm**

so today i didn't write my resume.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 8:32 pm**

Hope wrote:spending 8 hrs with kids of ages 5-11 is TOO MUCH

oh my god i do that every day and i want to kill myself

Posted: **7/4/2005, 9:11 pm**

today was a wonderful day.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 9:28 pm**

its4am_isanybodyhome wrote:so today i didn't write my resume.

if you pay me 100,000 dollars i'll do it for you.

Posted: **7/4/2005, 9:28 pm**

Posted: **7/4/2005, 9:30 pm**

GUYSGUYSGUYS!

i just remembered...someone named naveed came into my work yesterday. :GASP:

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