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Posted: 3/5/2004, 1:23 am
by I AM ME
what's up with hunting being a sport? It's a hobby at best. There's 3 ways hunting can be a sport.
1) You give a man a poketknife some string and a hat, put him in a fenced in forrest, and introduce an angry Chimp.
2) Put a man with a crossbow into another fenced in forest with a firing range trained gorrila.
3) Poketknife equiped Olympic Swimmer Vs. Aggitated Dolphin
hunting is like playing a soccer match against a drunk opposing team who doesn't have a goalie
Posted: 3/5/2004, 2:29 am
by Bandalero
a friend of mine killed a deer with a pocket knife once.
he was on peyote, and jumped from a moving truck onto the deer and tackled it. then, as he had pounced on it, he slit it's neck.
it was fucking strange.
i wouldn't give 3 cheetos for owens & johnson. not with those piss ass attitudes.
Posted: 3/5/2004, 3:20 pm
by Dr. Hobo
im with you on that one reno
specially keyshawn..
that guys a hardcore fucktard.. although owens isnt much better
Posted: 3/5/2004, 11:52 pm
by Bandalero
yeah, if i was running the league it would be reno's league, not this players league crap. yes, sir, no crap from anyone.
Posted: 3/7/2004, 10:04 pm
by Dr. Hobo
its even better now
the fucktard wont even play for the ravens
and the nflpa is filing a grievance over it
Posted: 3/8/2004, 1:00 am
by Bandalero
what a whiny pussy. i'd just ban him from the league for a couple of years.
Posted: 3/8/2004, 1:44 am
by Dr. Hobo
me thinks you would not be good for any pro sport seein as though everyone would lose money and the league would go bankrupt
but hey i agree with ya for the most part
Posted: 3/8/2004, 2:21 am
by Bandalero
guys like Jim Thorpe, Red Grange, and Barry Sanders would own my league.
Jim Thorpe rules!
Posted: 3/8/2004, 2:39 am
by Dr. Hobo
thorpe does rule
Posted: 3/8/2004, 1:36 pm
by thirdhour
Tim Horton is cooler!
Posted: 3/8/2004, 2:30 pm
by Bandalero
yeah right.
Posted: 3/8/2004, 4:46 pm
by Dr. Hobo
yannic
after much msn bitching lastnight reno and i decided to compromise and conclude that both thorpe and horton were gods and equals since they never faced each other or played the same sports.. therefore both statements are correct
Posted: 3/8/2004, 11:37 pm
by Bandalero
yeah, i reluctantly agreed to the deal.
so, march madness, who y'all got?
Posted: 3/9/2004, 5:11 pm
by Dr. Hobo
stanford
Posted: 3/10/2004, 12:01 am
by Bandalero
they are pretty solid.
i think it's gonna be a dark horse, like st. joseph, or Miss St.
Posted: 3/10/2004, 4:29 am
by Dr. Hobo
st joe could do it too
i want the underdog to win
i want the final four to be the 4 schools ranked #64 in the brackets
Posted: 3/10/2004, 2:49 pm
by Bandalero
i like the mid major schools, they get so damn amped when their team is going to the big dance. seriously, i love college sports more then the pros.
Posted: 3/10/2004, 2:52 pm
by deniedjunkie
i love junior hockey, there is so much effort and the guys are alot smaller so the hits never end, no one gets hurt
Posted: 3/10/2004, 4:06 pm
by Dr. Hobo
jr hockey rocks i agree
heh goin to halifax moosehead's games always rocked.. everyone was bangin and crashin and god the goals were amazing
then again i was watching guys like vincent lecavalier, alex tanguay, brad richards, marc chouinard, j.s. giguere, pascal leclaire, brandon reid, jason king, ramzi abid, derrick walser, ales hemsky and countless others who now play in the NHL or AHL lol
but my god can vinnie lec, tanguay, richards and walser skate like theres no tomorrow.. (i saw them all in the same game, i think leclaire was a rookie goaltender that year for the mooseheads in that game (playoff) and he got shelled for 6 goals, but came out w/ the win in a 7-6 barnburner full of fights, hitting, scoring and some beautiful plays)
heh we had a scout sitting next to us during the game
at one point, vinnie fanned on a shot or somethin and my friend goes "oh come on.. i couldve put that one in for fucks sake.. you suck.. to hell with 1st overall you shouldnt be drafted ever after that" .. the scout coughed.. looked at him.. stared for a few mins and then laughed
Posted: 3/10/2004, 11:50 pm
by Bandalero
#11 wrote:jr hockey rocks i agree
heh goin to halifax moosehead's games always rocked.. everyone was bangin and crashin and god the goals were amazing
then again i was watching guys like vincent lecavalier, alex tanguay, brad richards, marc chouinard, j.s. giguere, pascal leclaire, brandon reid, jason king, ramzi abid, derrick walser, ales hemsky and countless others who now play in the NHL or AHL lol
but my god can vinnie lec, tanguay, richards and walser skate like theres no tomorrow.. (i saw them all in the same game, i think leclaire was a rookie goaltender that year for the mooseheads in that game (playoff) and he got shelled for 6 goals, but came out w/ the win in a 7-6 barnburner full of fights, hitting, scoring and some beautiful plays)
heh we had a scout sitting next to us during the game
at one point, vinnie fanned on a shot or somethin and my friend goes "oh come on.. i couldve put that one in for fucks sake.. you suck.. to hell with 1st overall you shouldnt be drafted ever after that" .. the scout coughed.. looked at him.. stared for a few mins and then laughed
its like a different language or something.