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when the cm DOESN'T mark anything read. this has got to be a new one.

laurel wrote:people who are convinced they know everything.
seriously, the capital of ontario is not kingston or hamilton. it is toronto. my friend tried to tell me that people think toronto is the capital, because it's the most populated, but they're wrong....she then went on to tell me that she learned in school it wasn't toronto.
i could have punched her.

you mean the capital isnt Waterloo?

when you're bent over doing your homework, and after 5 or 6 hours you realize that you can't straighten your back.

i like that feeling

afealicious wrote:when the cm DOESN'T mark anything read. this has got to be a new one.

That's... weird.

When my body forgets how to count to 28 again - there should be 4 more days after 24

Dogs. dogs and dogs.


My mother's little mutt is driving me insane.

laurel wrote:people who are convinced they know everything.
seriously, the capital of ontario is not kingston or hamilton. it is toronto. my friend tried to tell me that people think toronto is the capital, because it's the most populated, but they're wrong....she then went on to tell me that she learned in school it wasn't toronto.
i could have punched her.

that would annoy me. YOu should print it up and shoved it in her face.. It frightens me that she learned this in school..


I don't like when people hit, pinch, or poke you in the arm ..

I was in a store today and this lady( who I do not know) did that to me. I was a bit annoyed.. My arm was sore cause I just got my shot( I get 3 aweek in my arms for allergies)

the other one is people who talk to you like you are an idiot.

laurel wrote:people who are convinced they know everything.
seriously, the capital of ontario is not kingston or hamilton. it is toronto. my friend tried to tell me that people think toronto is the capital, because it's the most populated, but they're wrong....she then went on to tell me that she learned in school it wasn't toronto.
i could have punched her.

yeah i hate that. there's this girl in my program who starts off every sentence with "i know for a fact" and every single times she opens her mouth..i know for a fact she's full of shit!!

i know for a fact you should kick her in the face.

one time during a lecture of 375 people i had the following conversation:

girl across the aisle from me: "But what if-"
me: "NO. SHUT UP."

once this girl said in the middle of a lecture that she knows for a fact that there's a "gay gene" and they can tell at birth if your child is going to be gay

oh yeah, the rest of that convo went like this:

entire class, including instructor: Pffffhahahaa.

happening fish wrote:i know for a fact you should kick her in the face.

one time during a lecture of 375 people i had the following conversation:

girl across the aisle from me: "But what if-"
me: "NO. SHUT UP."

I can beat that! I hate this girl, and she's in all my classes!! Everyone single one of them! Anyway to my story. We're sitting there in class then she just randomly ask, "Sir, can a monkey peel a banana?" Since the teacher was just giving her a look like "omg, what are you doing here?" I decided I'd answer for him and say yes. Later in another class, she was trying to justify it and tell me I was wrong. Her argument was, "well have you ever seen a monkey peel a banana? You don't know if they can!" Then I tried to tell her that yes, I have seen a monkey peel a banana it's called the zoo, and even the nature channel. But she'd hear non of it. Everyday she asks something equally stupid!

i think every class has one of those. there's a girl in most of my classes who'll pick the most random of times to comment on something completely unrelated to what's currently being discussed.

How do these people make it anywhere? What frightens me is that she wants to be a nurse. She has like a high 50s low 60s average. If she makes into nursing school with those marks I don't want her to be my nurse.

okay, i really really REALLY hate my short fingers. it's a hereditary thing. but when you've played 8 years of piano and you're finally starting to progress into more complicated things...and you suddenly find yourself PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE to play things you really want to play....you can't get anywhere. you feel so limited, and like all that time spent learning the instrument was for nothing, because you aren't going to get any further.

get robot hands

Tattooed Angels wrote:the other one is people who talk to you like you are an idiot.

that used to bother me, but not so much anymore because now i just say
no your wrong and your stupid, do it like this

and it feels really good to make somebody actually notice how dumb they really are

afealicious wrote:okay, i really really REALLY hate my short fingers. it's a hereditary thing. but when you've played 8 years of piano and you're finally starting to progress into more complicated things...and you suddenly find yourself PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE to play things you really want to play....you can't get anywhere. you feel so limited, and like all that time spent learning the instrument was for nothing, because you aren't going to get any further.

TELL ME ABOUT IT
I WANNA STAB CHOPIN
AND THEN INVENT A GUITAR WITH A HALF-WIDTH NECK

money and the fact that i am constantly reminded that i have none.