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LETS GO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 beers come on bitrchs

ok time to go to the party

*parties hard*

vodka n oj is fun esp. when more v. than oj.

we're all drunk.
lol

hahait's fun

haha let's play make fun of alex cause she's drunk!!!!

OLPMazurite wrote:

Bandalero wrote:getting plastered and then getting taken advantage of sucks ass man....this one time i fell asleep fully clothed all the way down to my red wing boots, and the next morning i'm totally in the buff with some chick on top of me.


scary shit man.

dude that's like...man rape or somethin g

it sure as hell is!!!

it's sad though, because the chick wasn't bad looking...but she had to get me toasted.

fuck it......Badgers Baybie!!!!!!!!! District Champs!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

I'm done for the night:
6 Budweisers
3 Madras
2 screwdrivers
1 shitty ass Pina Colada.

tonights drunken Reno's setlist:

Shakira's Estoy Aqui
Ramon Ayala's Un Puno De Tierra
Juan Gabriel's Hasta Que Te Conoci
Coldplay's Yellow en espanol (rarity)
and of course.....
La Fiebre's Borracho de Besos

then they changed the channel to techno, so i danced my ass off. I'm all sticky and sweaty from dancing out on a humid ass ranch. i think that's why i'm sobering up rather fast!

Hey everyone! I just got back from a party! it ruled, bacardi and vodka drink as usual for me. pardon my typing i'm pretty trashed. So far i still have never been sick due to drinking. I'll have to give you guys a update tommorow on the hangover situation

i would love to hear reno's drunken rendition of shakira's "estoy aqui"

as far as drinking goes that was the roughest night i have had. I didnt get physically sick but my emotions went nuts. I apparantly drank a lot more then previously thought.

I estimate 8-10 beers and a shot in like 3 hours so yea I think the short time was the problem.

moral of the story: dont drink your beer fast and become an emotional bitch

the moral of the story is: don't call bethany when you're an emotional bitch because she will totally freak out and get all worried. Cause that's what she does best.

OLPMazurite wrote:i would love to hear reno's drunken rendition of shakira's "estoy aqui"

oh man, i was plastered singing that...no joke!

overall they liked the mini-drunken concert.

i got a standing ovation to yellow.

oh man, last night was the first time i've gotten drunk in a very, very long time. there is just so much crap going on in my life right now that i just needed to relax. heh, when i got home, i was so drunk that i managed to set off the house alarm and wake up my parents at like 3am.

good work Lori. Wow my typing was pretty good other then the ultra simple and short sentences. No hang over ! my trick is drinking a TON of water before bed

you gotta sweat it out man. i only had a good buzz tonight.

areusad831 wrote:as far as drinking goes that was the roughest night i have had. I didnt get physically sick but my emotions went nuts. I apparantly drank a lot more then previously thought.

I estimate 8-10 beers and a shot in like 3 hours so yea I think the short time was the problem.

moral of the story: dont drink your beer fast and become an emotional bitch

I did that once. I don't wanna ever do that again. I go round telling everyone i love them,apologize alot and cry and it doesn't turn out good the next day.

i have a friend that does that all the time, he even starts to feel so guilty about everything that he tends to start cleaning the house

That's hysterical And Reno man, you can't sweat off a hangover!!! A hangover is caused by DEHYDRATION, lack of water, you can get rid of as much alcohol as you want but you will still NOT HAVE ENOUGH WATER and therefore GET A HANGOVER

Clumsyboy's got the right idea

Our party was ok............I told my bro who hosted the party that he went a bit overboard on the decarations, but that didn't stop him.

Honestly, I didn't even get as drunk as I planned........bummer.

happeningfish wrote:That's hysterical And Reno man, you can't sweat off a hangover!!! A hangover is caused by DEHYDRATION, lack of water, you can get rid of as much alcohol as you want but you will still NOT HAVE ENOUGH WATER and therefore GET A HANGOVER

Clumsyboy's got the right idea

not a hangover......sweat while drinking!