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joe_canadian wrote:I had a dream in which everyone in the world was infatuated with You've Got So Far To Go by Alkaline Trio.

that's the way the world should be

Vote For Johnathan!




On a sidenote, My dumbass cat is drinking out of the toilet. Stupid Git

the world should be full of the name JONATHON!

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megxyz128 wrote:

Cass wrote:Holy crap. I started crying during an episode of Scrubs.

OMG. i was watching Oprah the other day, which i don't normally do and i was totally bawling my eyes out over this one girl who got hit by a drunk driver. she was all deformed from the accident because she was on fire for a couple minutes or something. that was seriously like, the only time i've ever cried over watching something on t.v.

things can hit us at the funniest times..

joe_canadian wrote:I had a dream in which everyone in the world was infatuated with You've Got So Far To Go by Alkaline Trio.

Yeah, see, that would be possible if everyone in the world were me. It would be nice though. Then I could score some hot poon because most emo girls are rather not hot. Yeah!

Strawberry wafers are really addictive.

I've eaten at least 10..

i <3 my gf

clumsychild_ wrote:Strawberry wafers are really addictive.

I've eaten at least 10..

That sounds healthy

I feel like shit.

So, I'm painting faces at a union Christmas party for kids, and my stand is right next to the Arts & Crafts booth.

At the A&C booth, they're apparantly making fake birds for Christmas trees or something. So the entire party of about 150 people are just going about their usual business, like talking, eating, playing games, etc.

All of a sudden, from the Arts & Crafts booth, a boy yells out "Hey, you stole my bird! You're a bird stealer!!!"

And I literally break down laughing my ass off, and I can just feel 150 pairs of eyes staring at me.


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You just had to be there, it was damn hilarious.

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So...I applied for a job at Best Buy today

Bananababy wrote:

Bandalero wrote:on someone or some one on you?

i should be out, but someone i know passed away. and they look down on showing up to funerals hungover.

on someone... who died?

a relative of some people i used to work for. 18 years old. kid got in an accident and was thrown out of the vehicle.

Everyone's been dying lately, the roads have been so bad. My cousin's friend died this week, and this single mother with two young daughters from a small town near me died last week, both in car accidents

i just found out that theres a Lando #1 club...

Blueberry coffee cake .

I left my copy of the new APC CD in my friend's car and he lives 18 minutes away (EXACTLY, he timed it )...I probably won't be getting it back until next Friday

Minesweeper Flags
im addicted!

^shes gotten me addicted now

my neck hurts.

mine too

ugh ugh ugh i am writing this stupid psych paper and i have a splitting headache and neck ache and i don't know where my tylenol is and i am tired cause i was on a bus for 13.5 hrs grrrr stupid school!!!!

6 more days left of school, though! wee