Any (and yes, I mean any) man that says that sex doesn't cross their mind at least momentarily every several minutes is either
A.) a prude
B.) a virgin (wait.....no)
C.) has no penis therefore feeling insignificant
D.) gets rather tired of the ol "five finger shuffle"
E.) related to D, gets tired of Betsy the Blow-Up Doll
F.) Neil's sorry
Sex rules.......and I know I'm right.
Sexual healing...(Yes indeed, I got that feeling)
Sexual healing...(Yes indeed, I got that feeling)
by Neil » 4/13/2004, 3:02 pm
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by Neil » 4/13/2004, 3:13 pm
point well taken........
And.....if the closest sexual activity you've come to within the last 3 months is seeing your mom (or dad, ladies) undress. Neil says run.
Perhaps advice is drunken sex, perhaps a party......drunken sex (if consenual) can be fun too.
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by joe_canadian » 4/13/2004, 3:26 pm
Yay sex! 
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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by Random Name » 4/13/2004, 3:28 pm
wasn't there a thread a while back about who could hold out the longest or something....
this is like the opposite of that.
this is like the opposite of that.
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Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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by Neil » 4/13/2004, 3:29 pm
Sex rules.....whether people say that porn sucks because the "dialogue blows" or the "music is lame".
It's sex, right? Hahaha.......
There's this girl that lives here in town, who's a stripper about an hour away, I can tell that she makes good money driving around a fully loaded Nissan Xterra.
It's sex, right? Hahaha.......
There's this girl that lives here in town, who's a stripper about an hour away, I can tell that she makes good money driving around a fully loaded Nissan Xterra.
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you left right after.
by Neil » 4/13/2004, 4:42 pm
What's all the shizzle about the Victoria's Secret show for the fall getting canned? DAmmit anyways...
That's the perfect time to plan Thanksgiving lingerie presents for the misses.
Thanksgiving? No no, no no.......thanks for nothing.
That's the perfect time to plan Thanksgiving lingerie presents for the misses.
Thanksgiving? No no, no no.......thanks for nothing.
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by Joey » 4/13/2004, 4:52 pm
i don't see how anyone can actually be turned on by watching porn ..
the acting is just so cheesy all i can do is laugh
the acting is just so cheesy all i can do is laugh
♥ Joey
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by Axtech » 4/13/2004, 5:02 pm
People don't exactly watch porn for the acting...
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And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
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by Axtech » 4/13/2004, 5:06 pm
- Robert Marshall -
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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