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Postby Johnny » 7/5/2006, 9:58 pm

Well, this isnt a really funny story or anything. But basically a year or two ago, I tried to build myself a guitar. My old man was going to help me with it too. So we went to the city and bought the necessary woord(mahogahny). We sand em all down to get them all smooth like. Up next, glueing.

At this point, my old man leaves me alone to do it myself. After all, how can I possibly mess up with the glueing? Well, I did screw up. So, i glue the pieces of wood together and for reasons unknown to me, I glued the outside of the wood too. Since I didnt have any clamps, I layed the wood onto an old work bench and then I placed some old weights on it.

the next morning, I discovered that the the wood was firmly glued to the bench and to the 10 pouint wieght on it.

'Twas a sad day.
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Postby myownsatellite » 7/5/2006, 10:00 pm

Aww Johnny, honey we need to keep you away from the glue.
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Postby afealicious » 7/5/2006, 10:25 pm

aww the poor guitar. have you ever successfully built one yourself?
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Postby Johnny » 2/6/2008, 12:49 pm

What kind of shenanigans will I get into this year?! :clumsy: :jerk off:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/6/2008, 10:54 pm

i fear the giant pigeon will find you :O
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Postby Johnny » 2/7/2008, 4:56 pm

That would probably bring many lols to the people of this board. :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/8/2008, 1:15 pm

agreed
me included in all likelihood :nod:
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Postby Johnny » 2/8/2008, 1:56 pm

No, you'd laugh.



Fortunatley, nothing lol worthy has happened to me lately.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/8/2008, 10:14 pm

oh i know i'd laugh but i'd feel bad at the same time haha :lol::nod:
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