Motherfucking bird!!
I was coming into my house when I felt something warm and gooey hit my head. Then I'm like
I look up and theres nothing there....then I feel my head...then i was like
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I immeadiatly ran inside and stuck my head under the tap and washed the poo out....then something else happened. I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink.. I was like
what a pickle!! So I fumble around for some lubricant and I find some petroleum jelly. I scoop some out and lube up my head.. It took some finessing but I got my head un stuck. So In the end my hair was full of jelly and bird poo..
Man I washed my hair a good 8 times after that..........I felt so dirty
Professional Canadian.