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The Official Canadian Conversion Chart!

Postby Johnny » 3/4/2009, 12:55 pm

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/4/2009, 12:57 pm

man.. it was funny on hf when i read it and still funny here :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Neil » 3/4/2009, 3:12 pm

You're gonna shit when the Leafs finally win a cup...
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/4/2009, 3:35 pm

my bowel movements are thankfully not connected to the ineptitude of a hockey team...
go fuck yourself.
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Re: The Official Canadian Conversion Chart!

Postby myownsatellite » 3/4/2009, 5:12 pm

Darth Wenus wrote:50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.


New Yorkers do not turn on the heat until it gets to be around 30 degrees outside or lower :P 35-40 is when WNY people start wearing shorts!! Get it right, Johnny!!
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/5/2009, 2:22 am

I think I enjoyed -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) one the most. :lol:
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