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SOMEBODY (PLEASE!) HELP ME FIND THAT DOG!!

Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 9:21 pm

Please....I'm begging you all. Help me find that dog!!!





































The dog that shit in my mouth.........my gosh my breath stinks!
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Postby Johnny » 1/17/2008, 9:23 pm

I poop too much. :(
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Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 9:25 pm

I haven't pooped yet today; thats a red flag for me. And I ate pizza hut for lunch and then chili for dinner.


Weird....
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Postby Johnny » 1/17/2008, 9:36 pm

there be a lethal concocktion brewing up in your belly!
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Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 9:38 pm

No....peeing out the back end; thats no fun!
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Postby Johnny » 1/17/2008, 9:44 pm

I like to pee into the wind.


Not only because its challenging, but I also like a stiff breeze flowing in around my special place. :nod:
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Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 9:56 pm

If Kansas is right, and we're all just "Dust in the Wind", then how does peeing actually work?
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Postby Johnny » 1/17/2008, 10:17 pm

I wouldnt want the dust to go up my peen. :(
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Postby Neil » 1/17/2008, 11:33 pm

Johnny; you should post your gamercard in your signature. Likez I did!
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Postby Johnny » 1/17/2008, 11:41 pm

How?

And is the CM ready for Darth Wenus?
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Postby Neil » 1/18/2008, 2:30 pm

Why does the human body twitch a lot of times after you finish peeing?
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