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Postby Kicker774 » 1/15/2008, 8:28 pm

OK us US'ers are still good "Untill a later time"

JANUARY 31, 2008
U.S. and Canadian citizens will need to present either a WHTI-compliant document, or a government-issued photo ID, such as a driver’s license, plus proof of citizenship, such as a birth certificate. DHS also proposes to begin alternative procedures for U.S. and Canadian children at that time.


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At a later date, to be determined, the departments will implement the full requirements of the land and sea phase of WHTI. The proposed rules require most U.S. citizens entering the United States at sea or land ports of entry to have either a U.S. passport; a U.S. passport card; a trusted traveler card such as NEXUS, FAST, or SENTRI; a valid Merchant Mariner Document (MMD) when traveling in conjunction with official maritime business; or a valid U.S. Military identification card when traveling on official orders.
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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 8:29 pm

Canada: America's gimp
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Postby Johnny » 1/15/2008, 8:32 pm

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Postby saman » 1/15/2008, 8:32 pm

Minnesota wrote:Canada: America's gimp

:lol: i like that one

actually i just like the word "gimp"
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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 8:38 pm

Canada; America's erectile dysfunction
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Postby Johnny » 1/15/2008, 8:40 pm

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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 8:43 pm

Canada; America's sperm towel
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Postby Johnny » 1/15/2008, 8:45 pm

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Postby crustine » 1/15/2008, 8:46 pm

America: Canada's afterbirth
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Postby Johnny » 1/15/2008, 8:54 pm

America, Canada's Auschwitz.



/win
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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 8:59 pm

Canada; America's shitty underwear
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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 9:08 pm

/win (Johnny conceded!)
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Postby Lando » 1/15/2008, 9:42 pm

America... uh yeah...
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Postby Sonya » 1/15/2008, 10:09 pm

you guys are awesome. :lol:
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...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/15/2008, 10:13 pm

America: F*ck Yea!!

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Postby Johnny » 1/15/2008, 10:25 pm

Minnesota wrote:/win (Johnny conceded!)


I already declared victory you twat face! :mrgreen:
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Postby Johnny » 1/15/2008, 10:27 pm

Besides, a man had to go and take of some business in the bathroom, know what I'm sayin'? You know?!
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Postby Neil » 1/15/2008, 11:33 pm

Canada: America's premature ejacuation
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Postby Lando » 1/16/2008, 2:47 am

i think the picture of the cool mullet looking dude would be funnier if his shirt said Canada or Canadians instead of Cardinals
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Postby Johnny » 1/16/2008, 9:16 am

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