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I mean when the mods start editing your posts... i guess that's a pretty clear indication that it's time to like, get the hell out of dodge.

sorry if ya'll didn't understand my brand of humour there. i was just trying to inject a little life into this place seeing as how it's so dead during the day. i mean, sure, i would've appreciated a "hey, don't do that" or "hey chris, you're cool but we don't like it when that many new threads are made", but whatever. too late now.

and for those of you who got all wound up in my thread about clothes.. well, i'm still not sure i really understand why, exactly, and i'm pretty sure i know for a fact that you're never going to tell me, but, my advice to you in life is; just lighten up a bit. this is THE INTERNET. you shouldn't be taking everything said on it so seriously, it'll give you a heart attack.

90% of everything that i posted here was just jokes. sorry if i offended anybody.

unfortunately, nothing happens without consequences and as a result of this little gang bang, none of you will ever win anything, or recieve any exclusive content from mike-turner.net, ever.

i've saved all the email addresses of the offending parties, along with other pertinent details. at the very least, i suppose you'll have to make up a new identity to some degree if you wanna get your hands on any of my juicy prizes etc. just the fact that i get to cause you that hassle as well as the fact that you're going to have to decieve both me and the artist to get the stuff, i think, is enough. unfortunately, i've had to do the same thing with ALL the mods because i don't know which one of you did the editing of my posts earlier. hopefully this fucking spineless coward will step up and admit to it so i can spare myself the trouble of banning perfectly innocent people from my website.

sorry guys, but i came over here in an attempt to be social, you know, talk to some people i hadn't heard from in a while and you basically shit in my mouth. you can't expect me to just be cool with that now can you?

anyways, i'm off to the harem scarem boards. hopefully they'll be a little easier to get a long with! the like, 2 of you that don't hate me (haha, and that's probalby just cuz you work on the site) wish me luck!

*clicks heels*

ps. o, and for those of you who are thinking that i am totally unlikable or something, i'd just like to inform you that i am wildly popular on the other forums that i use. some people, it seems, can take a joke.

pps. please leave THIS post unedited.

Good luck dude.

nothing amuses more then people who get upset about stuff happening and then causing more problems rather then simply asking what the hell is going on.

i am a mod and I have no clue what happened or who did it but we dont usually edit peoples posts...we just tend to delete them then send a PM to the person. So instead of making threats I think it would be easier to simply ask who did it and then talk to that person. I didnt see much going on besides spam...where is this clothes thread?

so yea...if you want to make a drama out of it then fine but you could have just made a thread or pm'ed a mod and asked why it happened. But I think it was nice to have some amusing threads on the board for once. So to the mod who did it...maybe talk to the other mods before you do something

well.. i dont hate you....
just thought i'd share.

no offence or anything, but how do you tell everyone to not take everything said on the internet so seriously and then flip out because of something someone did on the internet?

It's funny cos it's true.

I was on hiatus, what the tork happened?

a whole lot of nothing

that's kinda what I figured. Good to see that, even when I'm not around, the drama wheel is still a spinning.

Props for the "tork" usage man

all that happened was chris made a few posts that some mod then edited to say stuff like

"i am a dipshit"

or whatever

REAL classy and mature stuff

in the battle rap thread, for instance, none of that "rap" chris posted was written by him.

starvingeyes wrote:dude i'm the illest emcee on the block.

I suck a dick, and turn a trick
Yo motherfuckers I'm a dirty prick

I lick ass
Like a cow eats grass

My dad is unkown
Cause my mom is a ho

I should just go away
And make this board a better place

Word homies, you can't top that.

yep. he didn't write word one of that post, it was edited in by some vengeful and adult moderator

sheesh, what's the CM coming to guys?

*adopts old man voice*

Can't we all just... Get Along?

It is a two way street.

happeningfish wrote:Props for the "tork" usage man

thanks

it's gotten to the point that I use that word in real-life conversation; NO ONE has a clue what I mean.

Cracky wrote:It is a two way street.

ohh I know, I know. It's a thin line between defending yourself and attacking, and vengeance and doing what's right. We all can't help but cross it, sometimes.

trentm32 wrote:

happeningfish wrote:Props for the "tork" usage man

thanks

it's gotten to the point that I use that word in real-life conversation; NO ONE has a clue what I mean.

Yeah, I say "stice" a lot to mean "nice", "cool", "sweet", etc. I picked it up from one of my friends at home (I suspect he made it up), and no one's really sure what I'm saying half the time I think

Cracky wrote:It is a two way street.

well thurr's a difference between abusing your power and spamming

y'know.

I dont think people are upset because of the spam, as much as the content inside.