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The CM Dictionary
Posted: 12/3/2004, 12:33 am
by nikki4982
Only add to this thread if you are adding a word to the dictionary! No spamming!!!
[All violators will be punished to the full extent of the non-existent CM law -- Alex]
Posted: 12/3/2004, 12:33 am
by nikki4982
Saman
n.
hallucinatory drugs, esp. marijuana
Ex. "Boy that Sand sure has been hitting the
saman lately"
Posted: 12/3/2004, 12:33 am
by nikki4982
Pagebaby
n.
the surprise illegitimate child of a thread, from when the firewall breaks
Ex. "When I realized that my post had been rendered utterly irrelevent by a
pagebaby, I felt like such a tool."
Posted: 12/3/2004, 12:33 am
by nikki4982
Tork
v.
To receive seemingly unwanted man-love.
Ex. "I hope Nam doesn't
tork me the next time we meet.
" -Duncan Coutts
Posted: 12/3/2004, 12:34 am
by nikki4982
Boots
n.
A particularly whiny form of the species of Emo Girl native to Michigan
Ex. "Shh, stop talking about
Boots, here she comes!"
Posted: 12/3/2004, 1:17 am
by happening fish
Moof
v.
A widespread sexual act of an indeterminate nature
Ex. "Damn, internet porn is starting to suck, I need a good
moof."
Posted: 12/3/2004, 3:03 am
by happening fish
Alexxx
n.
A hallucinatory drug of a much more potent nature than others (Cf. saman). Highly addictive and potentially fatal. Favoured by the emo.
Ex. "Sand wasn't getting enough of a trip out of the saman anymore so he upgraded to some street-quality
Alexxx."
Posted: 12/3/2004, 5:16 am
by happening fish
Fleeger
v.
To deceive a person or group of people in a highly morally questionable way
Ex. "That Michelle bitch totally
fleegered us for her own sick pleasure."
Posted: 12/3/2004, 6:19 am
by happening fish
REM
v.
To outpost
Ex. "Dude, I just got totally
REM'd by you crackhead insomniacs."
Posted: 1/30/2005, 8:52 pm
by happening fish
Sarag
n.
Russian roulette, strip version.
Ex. "You know you've won at
sarag if you end up naked and alone."
Posted: 4/4/2005, 3:34 am
by nikki4982
CN Tower Ninjas
n.
Ninjas that chase unwilling students up the stairs during gym class at the CN Tower.
Ex. "The hubbers were afraid of heights, but the
CN Tower Ninjas whipped out their nunchuks and chased them to the top!"
Posted: 4/4/2005, 3:47 am
by nikki4982
Gfish
abbr.
Gangsta fish.
n.
A species of slang talking fish living in the hood.
Ex. "'It's like yo, glub', Gilly G greeted his home
gfish."
Posted: 4/6/2005, 9:28 pm
by happening fish
Awesomie
adj.
Like "awesome", but moreso.
Ex. "Late-night CM chats are so
awesomie that they actually spawned the word!"
Posted: 7/25/2005, 11:15 am
by nikki4982
TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA)
abbr.
Today's thing you never knew about me (that you probably don't care about anyway).
n.
The CM's thread where anything goes. Title followed by roman numerals due to the thread being screwed up, deleted, and re-spawned time after time (current incarnation is IV).
Ex. "'What does
TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) mean?!?!' asked the noob."
Posted: 8/8/2005, 9:43 pm
by nikki4982
Fluno
n.
Highly infectious disease spread across the planet by Kruno. Originated in summer of 2005.
Ex. "Thanks for the
Fluno, Kruno!!"
Posted: 8/29/2005, 8:25 am
by afealicious
Peeworthy
adj.
Having qualities so (sexually) exciting as to stimulate the release of all bladder fluids collected up to that point.
Ex. "The next issue of Chart will feature Naked Duncan in a top hat!"
"
Peeworthy! I'm going to release my bladder fluids on magazine racks everywhere!"
See also
Urine Factor.
Posted: 8/29/2005, 8:33 am
by afealicious
Urine Factor
adj.
The scale that measures the degree to which a person, place, or thing is peeworthy.
Ex. "Naked Top Hat Duncan just called. He's scheduled a private OLP show for the CM/Hub!"
"WHAAAT!!! OKAAAY!!!
Urine factor=10!"
Posted: 9/7/2005, 10:12 pm
by Waiting to Exist
Duncany
adj.
Naked
Ex. "I play my bass totally duncany."
Posted: 10/14/2005, 5:54 pm
by afealicious
Bemazled
adj.
Awed beyond the ability to distinguish one word from another.
Ex. "I absolutely love Raine when does that sexy mammoth grunt-scream of his."
"Word. It leaves me bedazzled...bemused...amazed...fuck it, I'm absolutely
BEMAZLED!"
Posted: 10/16/2005, 1:05 pm
by happening fish
Renolt
v.
to participate in the Renolution, a second coming, no pun intended, of Free Love (see: "getting laid a lot") facilitated by Reno himself.
Ex. "The Renolution's coming... who wants to
renolt with me in the McGill broom closet?
"