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This is your brain:




This is your brain on drugs:

ahh! my brain!

mmm drugs

my brain looks like a bunch of people curled up in a fetal position.

Actually it probably looks more like rice pudding by now

hehehhe. We should send Jonny No Hands into rehab.

Where did Jonny No Hands come up again?
I can't remember :/

Remember a story thread that we created a while back?

Ahhh, indeed!

humm. Loss of memory. Yup, those brain cells are definately fried.

brrrr, that looks nasty!

Dammit Jonny. You best quit doing the damn drugs or I'll come back to Toronto and beat your fucking brains out of your damn skull. That way, you can get the end result of your drug use a little faster. Fucker. Here you are a bright kid with the potential for a big future ahead of you, and your turning your brains to a big greasy pile of dog shit for some drugs. Good work. Now clean your shit up and stop doing the drugs. I seriously will beat your ass next time I see you if you don't stop. Ok, that's a little harsh. But in all seriousness Jonny, I don't see you handling this drug use stuff very well. I really do think you have a bright future ahead of you, but the drugs will flush it down the shitter really quick, especially if you want a career in politics. Stop with the drugs, you're better than that. I really will whoop your ass if you don't stop. That much I was serious about.

oh. is this supposed to be a serious intervention?
my bad

Narf. I know it's just a thread for fun, but I don't want to see the kid mess himself up. I'd rather see him spend 30 bucks on a bag of jelly beans than a bag of weed.

$30 worth of jelly beans
they better be the jelly belly kind.

hehe, they were!


And, no, I'm not that bad with drugs really.
I finish my schoolwork before I get going on them.
And I usually just smoke weed because it is really relaxing- worries go away for a little while. if i get out of hand with them, i give permission to matt to whoop my ass.

Jelly beans!!!!

Jelly Beans are really hard to find over here, it's so stupid. Like two years ago candy shops tried to sell them, but apparently most dutchies don't like ‘m, so they don't sell them anymore! Damn dutchies.

And stop doing drugs! It’s useless. I don’t understand the fun of it. really

Chanandler Bong wrote:Remember a story thread that we created a while back?

Yup its true. I believe you stuck your hands in something and they blew off.. or at least thats how I remember writing it

mmmm brains

hmmm something doesnt look right about that brain
i think its the sulci
but that could just because i cant see it physically or somethin
i dunno
*keeps staring*
hmmmm

i think its the angle
that must be it
although the temporal lobe seems to end abruptly but im sticking with the angle theory on that one

Joe Cool wrote:

Chanandler Bong wrote:Remember a story thread that we created a while back?

Yup its true. I believe you stuck your hands in something and they blew off.. or at least thats how I remember writing it

After sticking his fingers into a shotgun to plug it up a-la looney tunes, 'other jonny' lost both his hands and became jonny no-hands.

Joe Cool wrote:Johhny ran to the nearest pay phone and called 911. After all Other Johnny, or "Johnny No Hands" as he is now known was still slowly bleeding to death. After the ambulance had arrived and properly stopped Johnny No Hands from bleeding to death, Johnny oftered the driver and crew Tim Bits. While they were chowing down Johnny quickly stole their ambulance and pulled Johnny No Hands inside. From there they raced away and continued on their mission... only to encounter......?!?!?!?!

later he lost an arm and became jonny one-stub.

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oh yeah.