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Posted: **11/13/2004, 1:20 pm**

VP Cheney rushed to hospital. Bush notified, ready to assume power if necessary.

Posted: **11/13/2004, 1:56 pm**

You have to submit that headline to Fark... unless you stole it from them.

Posted: **11/13/2004, 1:57 pm**

And you did! For shame!!! :lol:

Posted: **11/13/2004, 1:57 pm**

It was too good, I had to post it here.

Posted: **11/13/2004, 2:10 pm**

haha, what an awesome headline...

*changes msn name*

Posted: **11/13/2004, 5:43 pm**

Posted: **11/13/2004, 6:11 pm**

"After his fourth heart attack, Cheney quit smoking, began regular daily exercises for 30 minutes on a treadmill and said he began watching his diet."

after his FOURTH heart attack?

Posted: **11/13/2004, 6:15 pm**

God keeps trying to free the world - Satan keeps bringing him back.

:lol:

Posted: **11/13/2004, 11:04 pm**

Gotta love how an evil man like that can keep having heartattacks and survive. :uh:

Posted: **11/14/2004, 9:40 am**

Oh, and...

Cheney Says He's OK After Leaving Hospital. Bush steps down respectfully, wiping sweat from brow.

Posted: **11/14/2004, 2:28 pm**