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...I was hit on by a 350 pound, chain smoking, black teethed woman. And when she spoke, I heard her phlegm in here lungs. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. I litterally I had to come home and have a shower. I had to wash that experiance away from me.

I swear, why do old, ugly woman hit on me?

Anyways, to give this thread a point....share you "being hit on" horror stories.

My male english teacher keeps hitting on me, and it's starting to creep me out. At first it was just telling me "how cute my hair is," and I could deal with that. But then he wanted me to try on hats for him and it got REALLY creepy.

I was at the bank wearing my "I ♥ dorks" t-shirt and this forty year old man in track pants goes "Hey, I'm a dork "
I was like, ha... ha... *run*

Oh also one time I was in the underground market in Hamilton (dirty dirty city) and I walked past this grungy old black man who began loudly exclaiming "Hey honey! You're beautiful! Yeah, you! Beautiful, baby!" I ran into the closest Payless Shoes as fast as possible

my friend was waiting at a bus stop and some homeless man offered to pay fifty bucks for sex. and she's 14. she was soooooo freaked out.

another friend of mine was waiting outside a building after her dance lesson for her mom to come pick her up when some 30 year old man walked by and commented that she had a sexy ass for an asian (she was in her dance costume). he claimed that most asians do not have them, witht the exception of her. she was also very, very freaked out.

I've never been hit on. Unless you count my ex... or random guys in cars driving down the street yelling random crap at me... but guys are pigs and do that to every female.

I got hit on. He touched my bum. I scratched his hand and he looked at me like this " ".
Later that tonight, i made this sign:

psst.. get rid of the apostrophe

i've been hit on a lot. the best time was at a thursday concert when i was sitting on the couches at the kool haus with my hood on and my hands over my ears trying to block out the awful growling from posion the well and this guy (who my friend was in love with all night) comes and sits next to me and starts talking to me and offers me a drink and i'm all like "i hate posion the well and stangers so don't talk to me" it was funny how rude i was but some how we managed to talk for like 30 minutes until he realized how not interested i was. it was funny

oh and my favourite pick up line ever was "if you could only listen to 10 bands ever for the rest of your life, which 10 would it be?" that was an interesting guy to talk to

wow. that is a sweet convo starter




i kind of got hit on at Thursday too. but i was in a shitty mood so i said "Hi" and then walked away.
meh ... It ended up being an awesome night.

I guess in the middle of the night, i lose my sense of grammar?

better than losing your sense of grammar in the middle of the day

Hmmm. I've had some interesting stuff said to me, but its moreso been looks. And my mom has to always point them out. Like this really old guy was looking at me as when we were at the mall, and she calls it out. I didnt even see him looking at me, and I would have much rather found bliss in ignorance.

Well, here's my story. I went on msn and started talking to who I THOUGHT was my friend, but it actually turned out to be her cousin Ashley. So anyway her cousin starts talking to me, and asking me if i'm single and stuff. I say i'm not and it turns that Ashley is single too. Well then Ashley starts hitting on me over msn, and asks for a picture so I send a picture. I ask for a picture back, but of course it's my friend's computer so there wasn't a picture of her cousin on it. Well the conversation turns a little weird here, and Ashley asks if I take it up the ass. Naturally I'm very confused. After all why would a girl ask something like that. So i'm like "shouldn't it be the other way around?" To which Ashley replies...."Ashley as in the GUY'S name Ashley." Well now, he keeps asking If I want to have sex, and since i'm not gay at all, I say no, and explain to him that I'm not gay. But he kept coming on to me, and told me to meet him at the school but I said I wouldn't go. Well then he left somewhere. I stayed at home on msn. Later he comes back on, and asks me why I never showed up. Then he says he never read that and was all upset cause I never showed up. That was my most disturbing expierience because he kept hitting on me after I told him I wasn't gay.

i get lots of old creepy guys hitting on me. it's no fun.

i'm posting again cause some really creppy old dude on a bike was hitting on me today while i was walking to work. it grossed me out. i think the next time i get a yucky creepy old guy hitting on me i'm going to punch them in the face.

i just get the creepy fucks who are like.....mmmm, underage sex, yay.

white trash hit on me

i got hit on once by a member of the queen's basketball team
she was like..
6'5 or something
she was the starting centre
she was big
im not
especially then
i was skinny
it was scary
i went home and cried

Queen's has a crack problem. It was probably for the best.