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We need the cm to settle this score

man whore, most definitely. they're all selfish and self-centered, and they'll most likely stay that way for a very long time.

prude virgins almost always succumb to their own curiosity. and in the meantime, it's oodles of fun to shock and appall them with suggestive conversation.

Man whore...deffinately worse...I hate womenizers...

I'd have to say man whore.

There is no way a virgin prude is going to win this competition.

man whores who prey on prude virigins...

no man whores are bad but not if they stick to woman whores. Prude virgins are pretty bad b/c they are just basically a giant tease and need to loosen up a bit.

man whores are worse though

I'm a tease, eh?

Virgins get a bad rep. Just because they are virgins doesn't mean they are prudes. But if your a man whore, thats it. There is no getting around it.

You are less likely to contract a nasty disease from a prude.

man whore ... it hurts like a bitch when you've been played by one and your heart gets broken

a man whore messes with people's feelings and emotions and can and will hurt a lot of people in the process .. a virgin (not necessarily a prude) isn't harming anyone else and it's their own personal decision.

haha, take that Josh!

manwhore |---------------------me------| prude

whoa....time to rally the troops here:

Sons and Daughters of the monkey, listen to me.

The man whore is just that, a man whore. nothing to worry about. the man whore does his thing and leaves you alone. come prom time, when you need advice to get some, and when i mean some i really do mean some, a small amount, not alot like men whores, is he not the one who comes to you and delivers advice in your darkest hour, in your time of need? the man whore will not judge you because he himself has sucummed to temptation. he has been where you or others like you have been. he has been nervous about his first time. he has been there when you are about to get a lesson by the upper class woman. he was there when you bought your first condoms. the man whore was there when you went to go get tested for anything. lord almighty, he was there! he has been infected with FLS sindrome, and he has overcome. FLS sindrome affects either you or something you know. FLS has made men into pansies and has often led to depression, anxiety, loss of friends, and in some severe cases, marrage to the wrong woman. the man whore can remedy FLS and show you the way of overcomming FLS.

the prude is just the opposite. the prude looks to go to prom and dance all day, not to go to the river bed and drink and have sex. the prude is not a trooper. the prude is not a team player. unlike the man whore the prude will judge you, and will look down upon you and say to you, you are a slut, you are a whore, you are a person without virtues and are full of sin. you have given in to temptation, you have no self-discipline. REPENT CHILD!!! REPENT!!!! FOR ONLY GOD CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!!! even those that are not man/woman whores, even those that have only sunned in her eyes once will not be saved from the wrath of the prude. the prude is looking to force her will upon you, force her beliefs upon you, force a chastity belt around your waist and in your mind. the prude serves no service to man, the prude only judges and forces you into a life of shackles and values. the man whore knows how it feels to talk to your friends about what you did this past weekend. the man whore knows how it feels to be listened in upon by the prude and how the evil hiss of the prude sounds when you mention the word. the man whore has been there when the prude makes a scene, but like a knight in shining armor, like st. michael banishing satan into hell, the man whore banishes the prude by letting her know that she has no relevence in the world. that is because she has not sinned, she cannot cast the first stone upon you. he knows that because she does not, cannot, or will not engage in certain activities, that does not make her a prude. what makes the virgin a prude is the fact that the prude is knocking something she knows nothing about.

In the end 4 things will battle, the eagle, the bear, the prude and the man whore. only the rightous will win. only those who have known what it is to do what has been done will win the last battle. sons and daughters of the cm, join me in taking arms up for the man whore, because he is of knowlege and light, the prude is of propaganda, tease, and darkness. the prude thinks your either with her or against her. the man whore says to you now because you have been tempted you are worthy of redemption, not worthy of ridicule and strife. Join the man whore in victory.

Hasta La Victoria Siempre!!!

holy shit. that was a very well thought out, eloquent, and convincing argument.


still, though, as annoying as prudes can be at times, i have to hate manwhores.

No, a prude doesn't force you to repent. The prude just doesn't think what you do is the best thing in the world. And appearantly, the prude is not alone! Now, I don't think anyone who has sex is a manwhore. No no no. And this prude doesn't ask them to repent. Contrary to what you said, the prude does listen and offers a hand.

Meh, I just voted for the manwhore, anyway.

look at who made this thread, and who labeled the man whore a man whore. it was the prude. the prude has once again decieved you. the propaganda is not only in her words but on the ballot! the prude does look down upon you when you give in, although today she will not recognise her faults. blinded by her beliefs and by her fervor, the prude will only see her cause and not what crimes against humanity she has committed. the prude isn't just any virgin, the prude is the virgin who judges, who makes sweeping generalizations about a certain people who may be different then her. this isn't a war against virgins, this is a war against virgins who have their bias and who see us who have engaged in sexual activity as lesser people. what qualifies a man to be a man whore? is it one sexual expirience? two? 20? only the prude will decide who is or "isn't" a man whore. do you want the prude clans to label you as they see fit? are you laundry that needs to be labeled and segregated by wool blend and polyester?

no children, you are but humans that make mistakes and need redemption. when the "man whore" looks for comfort from the prude, the prude attacks her so called enemy, and continues to call him judas because he has betrayed her belief structure.

for the love of all the world and everything good about it, let the prude know that you will not tolerate labels and condescending sermons from those that are blind themselves. the blind are only fit to lead the blind. open your eyes child. awake to a world without labels and persecution. join the "man whore" in his quest to rid the world of labels.

Amen Brotha ^5

reno...

glory, glory halleluja, we have a person comming from the ranks of the prude into the open arms of redemption.

come child come, make yourself warm in the house of "man whore"

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prude 16
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