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I'm spamming your question already, but does anyone here remember when I was considered to look like Prince William?

I thought Windsor was the current last name of the royal family? Because King Henry the ____ changed it? So all the current royals are members of the House of Windsor. That includes Charles, although it's his mother who belongs to that family line the name still applies.

At least, that's my understanding...it's possible i am wrong.

OK, now back to me. God, I used to be so fucking hot. Then I grew my hair so long and kept these sideburns. I uglied myself up quite nicely.

....I'm sad now.

i was always ugly. at least you had the opportunity to be hot. your own fault if you buggled it up.

I used to be drowning in hot chicks. I can't say that anymore...but then again, I did score me a hot track girl, which is nice. But still, I'm ugly.

are you ugly because you're no longer "drowning in chicks?" or are you no longer "drowing in chicks" because you are ugly? and what do chickens have to do with how ugly you are anyway? have a fetish for fuzzy little yellow birds or something?

Go to Calgary and stop trying to be funny.

dude, guys, look. it's charlie bucket from willy wonka and the chocolate factory. except now he's a veterinarian.

that's the biggest assed cat i've ever seen.

Looks like one of Monkey's parents' cats. She's fat, but with a little head, too.

never like willie wonka.

Ditto. Movie's creepy.

i liked the one kid in that movie
the snotty one
she turned into something or other
good for nothin whore
im sure those fucktards taught her a real lesson

baby_dracula wrote:I thought Windsor was the current last name of the royal family? Because King Henry the ____ changed it? So all the current royals are members of the House of Windsor. That includes Charles, although it's his mother who belongs to that family line the name still applies.

At least, that's my understanding...it's possible i am wrong.

No, you're not wrong. When Prince William plays sports and stuff his name's always listed as Will Windsor.

And Charlie Bucket is now scary!

Bandalero wrote:never like willie wonka.

it was the theme to my pentathlon banquet table....
the team captain kept getting pissed off cause people kept eating our table.


but thats not important

sandman wrote:i liked the one kid in that movie
the snotty one
she turned into something or other
good for nothin whore
im sure those fucktards taught her a real lesson

Veruca Salt. She does the best performance in that movie. I own it on DVD and the special 20th anniversary edition vhs. On the DVD they show all the kids now grown up and instead of director's commentary they have the 5 kids watching the movie together for the first time and they just have their comments as it goes.