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I spent all afternoon (read: the next ten or so minutes) writing this.

Hey there all you folks from the CM
I am so rich I can buy a precious gem
Or bask in the glory of how cool I am
And call people Sir, Mr. and madam.

YO YO YO THIS IS MY AWESOME RAP
SOMEBODY SOMEBODY GET ME A MAP
BECAUSE I AM LOST IN THIS CRAZY MAZE OF LIFE
WITHOUT A JOB AND WITHOUT A WIFE!

Aren't I so cool, chillin' like this?
Etc. etc. something that rhymes with this.
Oh man I rock my own socks,
But all my friends, 'tis me they mocks.

YO YO YO THIS IS MY CHILLIN' TUNE
SOMETHING OR OTHER RELATED TO THE MOON!
I THINK I ROCK SO HARD THAT I CAN'T CONTROL!
THERE'S THE BAD GUY LOOKING AROUND ON PATROL!

Dig it.

What

The

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

well, i think we now know why you don't have a job or wife

Because my awesomeness scares everyone off?

if you think so

You know, I do think so.

quiet n00b!!

*smacks the n00b*

sorry sir.

Now you're getting the hang of it.

Indeed he is

*tackles and back hands the n00b*

It hurts, sir.

*points and laughs*

But that hurts oh-so much more

Quit Complaining n00b! Take it like a man!!


*pushes n00b down a flight of stairs*

I accept that my neck is broken. Thank you. May I have some more?

Sure.


*takes an axehandle to the n00bs knees*

I assure you, this blood is joy blood.

wait till lori gets you....

You guys are so evil.

who am i getting?