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Semi-serious religion discussion

Posted: 5/17/2004, 5:01 pm
by Axtech
An odd/funny/sad article:

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/B ... 25,00.html

This is, in my opinion, way over the line as far as religious education goes. I mean, to completely lack any knowledge of sex after 34 years of life is too much. I don't care what your religion is, you have to be open with your children.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 6:25 pm
by Mechanical Thought
The site asks for a monthly fee. Copy 'n' paste it, dear.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 6:46 pm
by Axtech
That's odd. I certainly didn't pay the first time. heh

Want a baby? Have sex!

London - A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesperson said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 6:57 pm
by joe_canadian
Too many jokes!

Too.. many.. jokes!

*aneurism*

Posted: 5/17/2004, 7:14 pm
by Penguin Josh
sooooo funny yet sooooo sad

Posted: 5/17/2004, 7:25 pm
by Anacin02
That's scary. Really scary

Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:02 pm
by Johnny
He doesnt know where to put it! :O

It be cool to be the doctor whose in charge of the therapy session.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:06 pm
by Joe Cooler
Hey. Your a Dr. You do it.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:10 pm
by Johnny
I might have to!

8-)

Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:11 pm
by Joe Cooler
No kidding. I know you dont like taking those kinds of jobs but no one else is as qualified.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:13 pm
by Johnny
Its tiring work but, teaching a couple how to shag properly is rewarding :nod: 8-)

Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:19 pm
by Joe Cooler
I can imagine.

Posted: 5/17/2004, 11:20 pm
by Bandalero
that's just sick and sad. :neutral:

Posted: 5/19/2004, 6:10 pm
by closeyoureyes
<b>wow.</b> I mean, i've met extremely religious people, and alot of them do frown on sex, but atleast they <i>KNOW</i> . On the other hand, it is very funny.

Posted: 5/20/2004, 5:46 pm
by One-Eye
My Bullshit-O-Meter is firing rapidly. Are you sure this article's legit?

Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:02 pm
by Axtech
http://snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp

Snopes has cast some doubt on it...