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Gavinator Thread - Best 1 Liners
Posted: 4/20/2004, 6:51 am
by gavtodd71
So i thought it would be funny to start a good thread of all the best 1 liners we had found in movies...or those really bad pickup lines. Here i will start it off
"Groovey" From evil dead when he attached the chainsaw to his arm
"You Fired" From True lies, when arnold shoots the rocket with the evil dude attached
or bad pickupt lines
"Your father must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them into your eyes"
actually this site has some funny ones
http://www.comedyzine.com/worst1.html
"I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. How about you?" thats my favourite one
Posted: 4/20/2004, 6:57 am
by Lando
"You have no respect for logic." -Arnold in Twins
"Did you know that 1 in 6 people think they're cool? But there are like 6 billion people in the world. That would mean that 1 billion people are cool... That can't be right..." -Johnathan Tucker (100 Girls)
"Big Gulps Huh? Well, see ya later!" -Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) in dumb and dumber
Pick up line when a girl is on the payphone in a public place
"Excuse me? Are you calling Heaven, because you look a little lost?"
The funny thing is, that one really worked!
Posted: 4/20/2004, 6:58 am
by gavtodd71
^nice
Posted: 4/20/2004, 6:59 am
by Lando
"Lawrence is good at pianooo." Jack Black in School of Rock
"oooooooo Oohhhhhhh OOOooohhh AHHHHH! mmmmmm....." -women in various pornos
Posted: 4/20/2004, 7:05 am
by gavtodd71
Lando wrote:"Remember me for who I am, not for who I've done."
Lando
Posted: 4/20/2004, 7:17 am
by Lando
Where'd you find that!?
Or did you just alter the quote!?
Posted: 4/20/2004, 7:18 am
by gavtodd71
its from the grad quotes thread
Posted: 4/20/2004, 7:26 am
by Lando
haha oh yeah... I wish that were mine...
I just came up with it on the spot, cause it would be sweet to see that.
Posted: 4/20/2004, 1:15 pm
by Bandalero
"your a pimple on societies ass and you'll never amount to anything" - Bender Bending Rodriguez.
Posted: 4/20/2004, 2:18 pm
by nikki4982
Ahh, Bender.
Re: Gavinator Thread - Best 1 Liners
Posted: 4/20/2004, 2:40 pm
by trentm32
gavtodd71 wrote:"Groovy" From Evil Dead when Ash attached the chainsaw to his arm
that's a good one; ohh, and you can't forget the infamous "Gimme some sugar, baby."
Posted: 4/20/2004, 2:46 pm
by Lando
best pick up line for someone who's 30 or older
"I live with my dad." -Dirty Work
Posted: 4/20/2004, 11:06 pm
by Bandalero
i like the last one where he told that woman, baby....you got real ugly.
Posted: 4/20/2004, 11:11 pm
by Penguin Josh
"i'll rip out your lungs and wear them an earmuffs" - andrea
"I'll rip out your assophogus and use it an a scarf" - me
Posted: 4/20/2004, 11:18 pm
by Bandalero
"wipe that fucking smile off your face before i rip out your eyes and skull fuck you" - full metal jacket
Posted: 4/20/2004, 11:20 pm
by Dr. Hobo
thats a classic
Posted: 4/20/2004, 11:58 pm
by Narbus
Best Pickup Line Ever:
"Does this smell like choloform to you?"
Posted: 4/21/2004, 5:39 am
by Axtech
Works every time.
Posted: 4/21/2004, 7:00 am
by gavtodd71
^true dat
Posted: 4/21/2004, 9:30 am
by Henrietta
Man, the only one I thought of was way lame.