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I'm running for president and sand is my running mate.

We're in need of a campaign manager, their responsibilities will be given to them once someone has volunteered for the job. We offered tomatoes, but no one seemed interested, so we're willing to accept any help anyone can offer.

Thanks,

Sincerely,

-Lando

tomatoes are disgusting. No wonder no one was interested.

I'm there.......if I do the job, and do it WELL, is there going to be a spot in your cabinet for me??


Wait.....that line's from "Black Sheep" but hey, it works here too.

I'll gladly help! Could I have another Ham sandwich and some more secret sauce?

Count me in!

excellent.

I want in! I could so kill the people you are running against... literally.

we're gonna have to continue to take in more offers and see what it nets us
but thank you for applying

we're an equal opportunity employer

CM president?

Lando's running for Presidency for the newly revived "Hairclub For Men"....


Sand, well......he's another story.

I pity the fool who thinks I'm running for the hairclub.

can i be the intern?

hell yes!

woo hoo.

Not even an exclamation mark, it would seem you don't want the job as badly as you implied.

can i be an intern too? plz

WOO HOO!

ya, but you gotta go down on the president

but it's lando