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Happy Easter to all you mo'fos out there in CM land!

Easter is the time of year when we reflect on the events of Jesus's life. You see, one day Jesus went out and stole everybody's eggs, then hid them around the villiage. The people got mad, so they killed Jesus. God got pissed off, and brought Jesus back to life. Then, as a punishment, He changed everyone's clocks by an hour just to confuse everyone.

And that's the story of Easter.

so how'd the bunny that lays eggs come into play?


And how do people know that Jesus was on the cross (on Good Friday) between noon-3?

The bunny was the one who told Jesus to hide the eggs. His name was Frank.

Jesus was on the cross from noon-3 on Good Friday. But then God switched the clocks, so really he was on the cross from 1-4. But then, there is some debate that says he was on the cross from 11-2. It's a very touchy subject within the rabbit community.

Hey did ya'll know that Jesus was actually born on April 6.

*cue to shoot me*

Happy Easter!

Did you know that Jesus was born somewhere between the years 4 and 6 BC? Yes, Jesus was born before Chirst.

Who is this Chirst you speak of?

I agree, British Columbia is a beautiful place.

joe_canadian wrote:Who is this Chirst you speak of?

Christ's brother, Chirst. Worshiped by the Chirstians. Geez, where have been?

i saw 2 bunnies on my lawn on wednesday night. they came to my house kinda early

i accidently ran over a bunny once. 'twas very sad.

My dad tried to shoot the bunnies in my back yard.

they kill our trees. stupid bunnies.

you damn bunny killers

happy jesus is a zombie day

Don't shoot the bunnies!

areusad831 wrote:happy jesus is a zombie day

ummmm... yes

dont' listen to him he lieeeeeeeeeeeees all lies

i had too much candy today

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ugh tum

*Munches on bunny*