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you know i've been on the cm for like 2 years and i dont' even have 2000 posts yet?

whereas i've been on my other forum for about 3 weeks and i already have 1600.

goodtimes, great oldies....

i'm gonna make it to 2000 today.

and when i do, i'm dedicating the 2000th post to neil because he's the only one who posted in any of my SUPAR SWEET threads

you can doo iit

thanks Chris........I feel so special today.


I can now eat my left over Pizza Hut stuffed crust, smoke a ciggy, and fall asleep a happy man

mmm pizza

mm... cigarette.

good idea

stuffed crust baby........stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey

i wonder if i could make it to 4000 posts today

yeah, i'm a light weight - i smoke ultra lights hahahaha

Here's something somewhat funny, to laugh AT me, Saturday nite we went out for St. Patty's 'n got TRASHED (yikes) mainly off of Goldschlager.....

Anyways....walking home (it was only a few blocks) I freakin was a DUMBASS and went to swallow my inhale puked all over some peoples yard.

you'd need about 800 posts.

i've seen it done though.

yeah and didn't that person get baned

o i didn't see it done here. on a dif. board.

i did 400 in one day once. because i'm l33t.

neil - swallowing smoke = TEH MOST DISGUSTING THING EVAR.

i've done it a few times. this one time, we were downstairs having a fag, and my one friend put his smoke out in my other friend's beer, and nobody realised it until he drank it.

now that was FUNNAY

my sister accidentally drank an ash tray it was pretty funny

an ash tray?

how do you make that mistake?

not me my sister, it was in a cup and it had a lid on it and there was water in it and my parents put there butt's in there and she drank it

WTF

yeah i couldn't stop laughing and she kept crying

i also put her in the dryer and turned it on

d00d. you're mean to your sister. bwah.

i was 7