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Posted: **3/4/2004, 5:47 pm**

You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.

:wtf:

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/1q.htm?

Posted: **3/4/2004, 5:51 pm**

So why are you talking to a book?

Methinks you gots some goofballs to pep up.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 5:54 pm**

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You're Waiting for Godot! 
by Samuel Beckett 
Many people think you're extremely dull, but you're just trying to
patient. Really patient. Patient to the point of absurdity, quite frankly. Whatever
you're waiting for isn't going to just come along, so you can stop waiting. I promise.
Move on with your life. Change of scenery might do you good. Heck, any scenery might
do you good. In the meantime, you do make for very interesting conversation. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

this is a good play :nod:

Posted: **3/4/2004, 5:57 pm**

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You're Prufrock and Other Observations! 
by T.S. Eliot 
Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic
and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying
to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really
heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

seems about right to me

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:01 pm**

haha...try the country quiz

YOU ARE COLOMBIA
You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:05 pm**

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You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe! 
by C.S. Lewis 
You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

hmmm

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:05 pm**

dream in Japanese wrote:<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/wfgsb.jpg"> 

You're Waiting for Godot! 
by Samuel Beckett 
Many people think you're extremely dull, but you're just trying to
patient. Really patient. Patient to the point of absurdity, quite frankly. Whatever
you're waiting for isn't going to just come along, so you can stop waiting. I promise.
Move on with your life. Change of scenery might do you good. Heck, any scenery might
do you good. In the meantime, you do make for very interesting conversation. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

this is a good play

I did this quiz, not knowing if this was a possible result, yet TRYING to get Godot, but I didn't get it.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:08 pm**

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You're Taiwan! 
Despite enormous setbacks, including the fact that most people refuse to
recognize who you are or even that you exist at all, you've built yourself into quite a
productive person.  You've got a little trouble maintaining a sense of personal order,
but through the mess, you're still very industrious and have a small but pivotal impact on
almost everyone you know, and even people you don't.  You make a whole lot of stuff.
 Take
the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>

hmmm....

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:09 pm**

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You're A Prayer for Owen Meany! 
by John Irving 
Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire
faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest
this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking
moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT
SOUNDS LIKE THIS! 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:11 pm**

I did this quiz, not knowing if this was a possible result, yet TRYING to get Godot, but I didn't get it.

what did you get??

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:12 pm**

I ended up with some book I'd never heard of. Then I tried a bunch of other paths, and still didn't get Godot.

Then, just now, I got it. :mrgreen:

Beckett's awesome in his bleakness...

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:18 pm**

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You're Cat's Cradle! 
by Kurt Vonnegut 
You believe quite firmly that free will deserted you long ago and far
away. As a result, it's hard to take responsibility for anything. Even though you show
great potential as a leader of a small 3rd world country, the choices are all made ahead
of time. You're rather fond of games involving string. Your fear of nuclear weaponry is
trumped only by your fear of ice. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

This is what i got. :lol:

Sheesh.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:26 pm**

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You're Dune! 
by Frank Herbert 
You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to
let you have them. You've decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before
you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following
of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you
could just get the sand out of your eyes. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

I hate Dune. What a horrid book, and an even more horrid movie :mad:

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:28 pm**

At least you didnt lose your free will and arent afraid of ice.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 6:47 pm**

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You're Moby-Dick! 
by Herman Melville 
You've spent your whole life seeking something grand and elusive. What
this is seems clear to you, but is hopelessly confusing to everyone else. You see it as
a simple hunt, but others have called it a metaphor for just about everything in the
world. Weary of metaphors, you are quite concerned that this quest will be your undoing.
Make sure any ship you board is well-built. Pursuant to your request, people call you
Ishmael. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

:lol:

Interesting..

Posted: **3/4/2004, 7:24 pm**

You're The Sound and the Fury!
by William Faulkner

Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue, but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost. People often have a hard time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.

:Johnathan:

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Posted: **3/4/2004, 7:25 pm**

You're North Korea!
Look out! You're absolutely wacko. Completely insane. There's no telling what you're going to do, and it could make you a danger to yourself and others. People are so scared of you that they usually just cover their eyes and pretend you're not there. The main impact this has had is to make you even more scary, as you yearn for attention and contact with the outside world. Everyone just wants you to calm down.

Oh great, I'm the wacked up country. Meh. I could be the US.

Posted: **3/4/2004, 7:27 pm**

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You're The Fellowship of the Ring! 
by J.R.R. Tolkien 
Facing great adversity, you have decided that your only choice is to
unite with your friends and neighbors. You have been subject to a ton of squabbling and
ultimately decided that someone humble is your best candidate for a dangerous mission.
You're quite good with languages and convinced that not all who wander are lost. If you
see anyone in black robes on horseback, just run. That's just common sense. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

~~~

:mrgreen:

Posted: **3/4/2004, 7:29 pm**

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You're Sudan! 
Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to
realize that someone destroyed it.  That's just how things are going for you right
now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache.  You try to
relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense.  If
you were a goat, you'd be a Nubian. Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>

~~~

Oh, kaaay...

Posted: **3/4/2004, 8:09 pm**

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bang.gif"> 
You're
Bangladesh! Everyone else keeps eating your food, and
as a result it seems like you're starving all the time.  Your life is just flooded
with problems, and you're pretty sure that everything would be easier if half the
people you knew just went away.  Unfortunately, they're hungry too, so they
might go away in a way you don't want.  George Harrison's music becoming
wildly popular may be your only hope, but even he's gone away now. Take the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>

:lol: