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A Sad Day For Every Straight Male Between The Age of 14 - 30
Posted: 1/4/2004, 9:29 am
by Baby Thief
It has recently been confirmed that Britney Spears has just gotten married Friday night to a home town buddy. Rumor has it that the bride was in jeans and a baseball cap, and the best man was a hotel worker.
I was too lazy to look for an article on it, but i just saw it on CNN.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 10:04 am
by nikki4982
It was also said that it was a "joke" and she's already looking to get divorced.
What a weirdo.
The article on people.com's the best one, it seems.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 11:23 am
by Random Name
when rich people get drunk....
so I supposed she banged him. I bet Justins up in arms.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 11:51 am
by Johnny
Ummm Who Cares? I certainly don't
Posted: 1/4/2004, 12:05 pm
by Joe Cooler
Nor do I, and you know what they say "If Joe Cool Doesnt care... you shouldnt either??? "
Posted: 1/4/2004, 12:13 pm
by Johnny
She'll pull a J'Ho and get divorced
Posted: 1/4/2004, 12:13 pm
by ihatethunderbay
according to my uncle kaz, britney married madonna
Posted: 1/4/2004, 1:14 pm
by tasha
this is a joke, right?
Posted: 1/4/2004, 1:17 pm
by tasha
holy shit it isn't. wow.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 2:53 pm
by Baby Thief
A bunch of people think that britney is a slut. I still find her very attractive.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 3:41 pm
by Tattooed Angels
THis is what happens when you drink alot in VEGAS> YOu end up doing stupid things. I thought of the Friends episode when they were in Vegas and Rachel and Ross got married.
What would really be funny is if they can't annul it. Now that would be funny. My co-worker said it best. No pre-nup, nothing.he should seek MONEY.
From everything I read and heard it was probably two young people who got drunk and jokingly said Hey let's go get married at the chapel, then really did it.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 6:05 pm
by Sonya
To people like me who actually want an article to read on this, voila:
http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAA9LRK1PD.html
Posted: 1/4/2004, 7:52 pm
by Corey
they already had it annulled.
And that's not the same thing as a divorce. It basically means they were never married in the first place.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 8:14 pm
by Johnny
She musta wanted a taste of married sex
Posted: 1/5/2004, 12:58 am
by I AM ME
well there's an easy explaination for this.
Brit wants to be just like her role-model maddona. So she's going out stirring up all sort of contrversy so she can be just like her.
Posted: 1/5/2004, 6:52 am
by Axtech
Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:She musta wanted a taste of married sex
She wanted a taste of something, all right.
Posted: 1/5/2004, 7:35 am
by namkablam
Axtech wrote:Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:She musta wanted a taste of married sex
She wanted a taste of something, all right.
the taste that keeps on tasting
Posted: 1/5/2004, 7:53 am
by Sufjan Stevens
Wow, stupid thread that clearly belongs in the political forum....morons.
Posted: 1/5/2004, 10:31 am
by superrgirll
heh, everyone thought she married george costanza.
Posted: 1/5/2004, 11:11 am
by InUnison
I hate Britney with a passion. Anyone else see Fromage 2003? They roasted her and her new image like mad.