LURKERS!
Posted: 1/3/2004, 4:39 pm
I know there 2 of you on right now!!!! Come forward!
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Posted: 1/3/2004, 4:41 pm
There's only one now - you scared the other one off!
Posted: 1/3/2004, 4:50 pm
Quite Lurkin and Join! Crazy ass mo'fos
Posted: 1/3/2004, 4:55 pm
The title of this thread makes me laugh. It looks to be incredibly urgent! 
Posted: 1/3/2004, 5:16 pm
OK!!! OK!!!! I'm here!!! What's the big problem!?!?!?!
What......
You're saying this thread only says....
This isn't urgent at all....
fuck.
What......
You're saying this thread only says....
This isn't urgent at all....
fuck.
Posted: 1/3/2004, 6:25 pm
Posted: 1/4/2004, 11:19 am
SEE?! It's misleading!Posted: 1/4/2004, 11:45 am
Its The Swedish! Cunning Bastrads *shakes fist*
Posted: 1/4/2004, 4:42 pm
Nah I fed them all turtles. They're asleep now.
Posted: 1/4/2004, 4:50 pm
Most Excellent! 
Posted: 1/5/2004, 1:01 am
wait, wasn't the Swiss that were coming? Or have they joined forces with not only Bob Rock, but The Swede's as well?
Posted: 1/5/2004, 1:08 am
I'm afraid that it appears that the Swiss have allied themselves with the Swedes and the Evil Rock. Tis a very sad day 
Posted: 1/5/2004, 1:13 am
It's the end of us all.Posted: 1/5/2004, 1:19 am
Maybe........we'll stop them. We'll put up a good fight! WE"RE CANADIANS GOSH DARNIT!
Posted: 1/5/2004, 4:59 am
Well some of us are.
But you don't need to fear.
It's easy to defeat them, oh yes. I kid you not.
Just play the song, Let's Stay Engaged by The Tragically Hip as loud as you can when you see them a comin'.
This will have multiple effects.
On The Swedes, they'll all turn into hot blonde women which they're famous for. However, they'll be completely air-headed, brain dead, etc... so they aren't a threat anymore.
With the Swiss, it'll make them cut the cheese uncontrollably, you know? Like as in Swiss cheese! Until a lot more than cheese is comin' out of their rear ends. They'll run for the bathroom and will be occupied for at least a couple of days.
As for Bob Rock, well when he hears the song, he'll see imaginary pictures of Gordon Downie and hear voices in his head. He'll either revert into a childlike mental state of infancy, or end up stabbing his ears with a fork until the sounds stop.
It's really easy to solve people's problems isn't it?
Yes. It sure is.
Alright then.
But you don't need to fear.
It's easy to defeat them, oh yes. I kid you not.
Just play the song, Let's Stay Engaged by The Tragically Hip as loud as you can when you see them a comin'.
This will have multiple effects.
On The Swedes, they'll all turn into hot blonde women which they're famous for. However, they'll be completely air-headed, brain dead, etc... so they aren't a threat anymore.
With the Swiss, it'll make them cut the cheese uncontrollably, you know? Like as in Swiss cheese! Until a lot more than cheese is comin' out of their rear ends. They'll run for the bathroom and will be occupied for at least a couple of days.
As for Bob Rock, well when he hears the song, he'll see imaginary pictures of Gordon Downie and hear voices in his head. He'll either revert into a childlike mental state of infancy, or end up stabbing his ears with a fork until the sounds stop.
It's really easy to solve people's problems isn't it?
Yes. It sure is.
Alright then.
Posted: 1/5/2004, 7:07 pm
well I think I had something to say, but then I skimmed through the rest of this thread after the first post and realized i am hopelessly lost.
Posted: 1/5/2004, 10:20 pm
did you used to be a lurker?
Posted: 1/6/2004, 7:54 pm
Yeah, I was doing it specifically so you could start this thread....dun dun DUN! 
Posted: 1/6/2004, 9:11 pm
I say we swich ever thing to binary so no lurkers cant see what we are saying
Posted: 1/7/2004, 6:09 pm
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
man I'm awesome
man I'm awesome