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why Deitrich is insane. by Bethany Gorka

1. She screams if you don't let her out of her cage
2. She screams when you let her out of her cage
3. She attacks her toys
4. She loves hard pasta
5. She jumps on me when i get near her cage
6. She rips up paper
7. She stares at herself in a mirror for hours
8. she makes weird cooing noises when you pet her
9. if you look at her she will make those noises and expects you to pet her
10. she is crazy.

birds are evil

I used to have birds.
then my dog ate one of them.
I no longer have birds.

no they are otn birds are cool but my ferrets are better than my three birds

All i have to say is that Superboots is the coolest name on the CM as of now.

Idealist wrote:birds are evil

I have to agree with you to the fullest!! Birds are EVIL

They scare me

awww deitrich sounds so cute.

i had molly out for a couple of hours last night. i think she was in extreme shock that i was home. she just sat there and mumbled her name. no biting huge holes in my shirt or anything. it worries me.

awww
deitrich goes nuts when i come home

i used to have birds.....they were doves that i rescued from the wicked fangs of my cat....then i let them go

wern't they pigeons?

heh....i should have let panther eat chewy.

superboots wrote:awww
deitrich goes nuts when i come home

no dietrich is not nice if you go near the cage it tries to bite you except if you are bethany then she only bites 50% of the time. It does make a cute noise though but it is very strange looking when it does it.

molly bites me 0% of the time.

but she ALWAYS bites my dad.

i love that bird.

NO way deitrich only bites me once in a GREAT while. she hasn't bitten me since i have been home!!!!!!!!!!!11

thats because your wicked.

i still contend that birds are evil...nothing has been said so far to even begin to convince me otherwise

my grandmother used to have this motherfucking parrot named polly who was let loose one day during cage cleaning and she chased the 3-year old version of me around the house and backed me into a corner and then bit me

also,
when i was in florence with my choir, a pack of pigeons attacked my best friend and then 10 minutes later, one shat on her shoulder

thus we may conclude that birds are the messengers of satan

I hate birds that can walk..They're evil and try to attack me

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!

























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...er wait, That'd be the other way around in my case

Bandalero wrote:wern't they pigeons?

heh....i should have let panther eat chewy.

yeah thats right

you were untill someone told you to save him

she is insane