Very Important Long Post
Posted: 12/15/2003, 10:21 pm
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<xonodoubt69> yea a little
<Lando> hubba bubba?
<helmet> careful lando it is currently 35 degrees celcius
<Lando> Where!?!?!
<xonodoubt69> lando buy me some hubba bubba
<xonodoubt69> grape!
<Lando> its like -25 celcius here
<xjsb125> canada = cold
<helmet> hehe in aus it is summer
<Lando> are there many attractive australian women there?
<helmet> yup
<Lando> I'm on my way!
<helmet> got me one, but she is half frenech
<xjsb125> *boxes up lando*
<helmet> -e
<Lando> I can speak french!
<xjsb125> *air mails*
<xonodoubt69> theres lots of hot guys in canada
<Lando> im glad u gave me this computer to use in the box
<xonodoubt69> i saw lots
<Lando> im one of em
<xjsb125> haha
<helmet> argh its gunna be 39 here on friday
<Lando> im hotter than michael bolton i'll tell u that much
<xonodoubt69> :O wow that is hott
<Lando> oh i know
<xjsb125> are you hotter than a two dollar pistol?
<Lando> how hot on a scale of 1 to a billion is the pistol?
<xjsb125> 14234164241
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> thats too many numbers!
<xjsb125> oh
<xjsb125> my bad
<xjsb125> 4234164241
<Lando> thats too many numbers!
<xjsb125> 4660290
<Lando> yes, yes i am
<xjsb125> oh ok
<Lando> but just by a smidge
<xjsb125> lando has hot
<Lando> WARNING I HAVE HOT
<xonodoubt69> haha
<xjsb125>
<Lando> its a t-shirt me and my friend want to make
<xjsb125> i dont understand
<Lando> exactly!
<Lando> thats why we want to make it
<xjsb125> i'll take two of them
<Lando>
<xjsb125> i'll trade you. two of the t-shirts for the uncensored pics of nam, a christmas card, and a trip to australia
<xjsb125> or was that austria?
<Lando> AUSTRALIA!
<Lando> but i'll settle for austrian women if they've shaved their armpits
<xjsb125> fosters = australian for beer
<xjsb125> hahahahahahaha
<Lando> that is pretty crazy, i once went there and said Give me a fosters! and they thought i was some sort of hippie
<xonodoubt69> i want uncensored pics
<xjsb125> you were the one who took the pictures
<xjsb125> dont tell me you've lost them
<Lando> OH!
<xonodoubt69> i think i did
<helmet> actually no one in australia drinks fosters
<Lando> see!
<helmet> we just export it
<Lando> thats what i mean.
<Zadan> damn straite
<xjsb125> oh ok
<Lando> they think it tastes like camel milk!
<Zadan> none of us here drink it
<helmet> most people here drink VB or calton draught
<Zadan> it tastes like urine
<xjsb125> camel milk?
<Zadan> VB owns, so does XXXX
<xonodoubt69> ewww milk
<Lando> do u guys drink crazy exotic drinks such as water?
<xjsb125> hahahaha
<helmet> VB is good, XXXX is shit
<Lando> or how about chocolate milk?
<Zadan> xxxx is awesome
<xonodoubt69> no
<xjsb125> vanilla milk?
<Zadan> but vb is better
<helmet> what is this water thing you speak of?
<helmet> the only good XXXX is gold
<Lando> yeah it's rare
<xonodoubt69> no milk at all people!
<xjsb125> just go to the ocean and try it
<xjsb125> salt water is the best
<Zadan> umm no
<Lando> i only know of 2 countries that drink it, canada and Chris Cornell
<xonodoubt69> heh
<Zadan> aussie water sucks
<xonodoubt69> chris cornell is a country?
<xjsb125> he is now
<Lando> he sure is
<xonodoubt69> interesting
<xonodoubt69> so i get to marry a country
<xonodoubt69> thats pretty sweet
<helmet> it's not water, it is a water substitute that contains chlorine, fluride and a bunch of other chemicals
<xjsb125> he kept screaming about being told how to live, so lando told him to be a country
<xonodoubt69> cool\
<xjsb125> cool indeed
<Lando> actually i just told him i was from a pretty famous band, Barry Manilow's back up musicians to be precise, and he's a huge fan
<Lando> so he did whatever I told him
<xonodoubt69> haha
<Zadan> he's your bitch 'eh
<xjsb125> barry manilows back up musicians?
<xjsb125> can i have your autograph?
<Lando> yes barry manilow is my bitch
<Zadan> lol
<Lando> oh u were talking to cornells wife
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> it'll cost you, you either have to send me a picture of you in bed with michael jackson
<Lando> or 20 grand
<xonodoubt69> haha
<xjsb125> 20 grand pianos?
<helmet> michael jackson will cost you less
<helmet> you just need to hire a school boy outfit
<Zadan> lol
<Lando> hell no, what do you think, i'm some sort of pawn shop owner!?
<Zadan> just don't shave and walk on your knees
<Lando> why? if u shave ur knees they'll be hairy and u'd have padding
<kyks17> :O
<xjsb125> :O
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> thats a triple O for lando!
<kyks17> : O
<Lando> im good at givin those
<xonodoubt69> hahaha
<xjsb125> hahaha
<kyks17> hahahahaha
<xjsb125> is that like cheerios?
<Lando> to clarify for our australian friends, that means ORGASM
<kyks17> no
<xjsb125> oh ok
<kyks17> : O
<xonodoubt69> :O
<xjsb125> showing your O face?
<Lando> which is of course something Only I have given to oprah
<xonodoubt69> haha
<kyks17> :OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo1
<Lando> hahahaha office space
<xjsb125>
<Lando> milton should have shown his O face
<xonodoubt69> :/
<xjsb125> hahahaha
<Lando> that guy was hot!
<xonodoubt69> suuuure
<xjsb125> especially in the basement
<Lando> hell yeah!
<kyks17> :O
<Lando> not as hot as kym and brittney
<kyks17>
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> but still, my second fantasy at least
<Lando> well that and Oscar the grouch and that guy from the glad bag commercials
<xjsb125> kym and britney gone wild: the exclusive uncensored dvd
<Lando> wait... oscar is a girl right?
<xonodoubt69> :OOO
<kyks17> hahahaha
<Lando> i mean, the glad bag guy is a girl right?
<xonodoubt69> oh yea
<xjsb125> i thought the glad bag was a girl
<Lando> hey I gotssss an idea!!! check this out
<xjsb125> ?
<Lando> thats why he always inserted stuff into it!
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<xonodoubt69> yea a little
<Lando> hubba bubba?
<helmet> careful lando it is currently 35 degrees celcius
<Lando> Where!?!?!
<xonodoubt69> lando buy me some hubba bubba
<xonodoubt69> grape!
<Lando> its like -25 celcius here
<xjsb125> canada = cold
<helmet> hehe in aus it is summer
<Lando> are there many attractive australian women there?
<helmet> yup
<Lando> I'm on my way!
<helmet> got me one, but she is half frenech
<xjsb125> *boxes up lando*
<helmet> -e
<Lando> I can speak french!
<xjsb125> *air mails*
<xonodoubt69> theres lots of hot guys in canada
<Lando> im glad u gave me this computer to use in the box
<xonodoubt69> i saw lots
<Lando> im one of em
<xjsb125> haha
<helmet> argh its gunna be 39 here on friday
<Lando> im hotter than michael bolton i'll tell u that much
<xonodoubt69> :O wow that is hott
<Lando> oh i know
<xjsb125> are you hotter than a two dollar pistol?
<Lando> how hot on a scale of 1 to a billion is the pistol?
<xjsb125> 14234164241
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> thats too many numbers!
<xjsb125> oh
<xjsb125> my bad
<xjsb125> 4234164241
<Lando> thats too many numbers!
<xjsb125> 4660290
<Lando> yes, yes i am
<xjsb125> oh ok
<Lando> but just by a smidge
<xjsb125> lando has hot
<Lando> WARNING I HAVE HOT
<xonodoubt69> haha
<xjsb125>
<Lando> its a t-shirt me and my friend want to make
<xjsb125> i dont understand
<Lando> exactly!
<Lando> thats why we want to make it
<xjsb125> i'll take two of them
<Lando>
<xjsb125> i'll trade you. two of the t-shirts for the uncensored pics of nam, a christmas card, and a trip to australia
<xjsb125> or was that austria?
<Lando> AUSTRALIA!
<Lando> but i'll settle for austrian women if they've shaved their armpits
<xjsb125> fosters = australian for beer
<xjsb125> hahahahahahaha
<Lando> that is pretty crazy, i once went there and said Give me a fosters! and they thought i was some sort of hippie
<xonodoubt69> i want uncensored pics
<xjsb125> you were the one who took the pictures
<xjsb125> dont tell me you've lost them
<Lando> OH!
<xonodoubt69> i think i did
<helmet> actually no one in australia drinks fosters
<Lando> see!
<helmet> we just export it
<Lando> thats what i mean.
<Zadan> damn straite
<xjsb125> oh ok
<Lando> they think it tastes like camel milk!
<Zadan> none of us here drink it
<helmet> most people here drink VB or calton draught
<Zadan> it tastes like urine
<xjsb125> camel milk?
<Zadan> VB owns
, so does XXXX
<xonodoubt69> ewww milk
<Lando> do u guys drink crazy exotic drinks such as water?
<xjsb125> hahahaha
<helmet> VB is good, XXXX is shit
<Lando> or how about chocolate milk?
<Zadan> xxxx is awesome
<xonodoubt69> no
<xjsb125> vanilla milk?
<Zadan> but vb is better
<helmet> what is this water thing you speak of?
<helmet> the only good XXXX is gold
<Lando> yeah it's rare
<xonodoubt69> no milk at all people!
<xjsb125> just go to the ocean and try it
<xjsb125> salt water is the best
<Zadan> umm no
<Lando> i only know of 2 countries that drink it, canada and Chris Cornell
<xonodoubt69> heh
<Zadan> aussie water sucks
<xonodoubt69> chris cornell is a country?
<xjsb125> he is now
<Lando> he sure is
<xonodoubt69> interesting
<xonodoubt69> so i get to marry a country
<xonodoubt69> thats pretty sweet
<helmet> it's not water, it is a water substitute that contains chlorine, fluride and a bunch of other chemicals
<xjsb125> he kept screaming about being told how to live, so lando told him to be a country
<xonodoubt69> cool\
<xjsb125> cool indeed
<Lando> actually i just told him i was from a pretty famous band, Barry Manilow's back up musicians to be precise, and he's a huge fan
<Lando> so he did whatever I told him
<xonodoubt69> haha
<Zadan> he's your bitch 'eh
<xjsb125> barry manilows back up musicians?
<xjsb125> can i have your autograph?
<Lando> yes barry manilow is my bitch
<Zadan> lol
<Lando> oh u were talking to cornells wife
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> it'll cost you, you either have to send me a picture of you in bed with michael jackson
<Lando> or 20 grand
<xonodoubt69> haha
<xjsb125> 20 grand pianos?
<helmet> michael jackson will cost you less
<helmet> you just need to hire a school boy outfit
<Zadan> lol
<Lando> hell no, what do you think, i'm some sort of pawn shop owner!?
<Zadan> just don't shave and walk on your knees
<Lando> why? if u shave ur knees they'll be hairy and u'd have padding
<kyks17> :O
<xjsb125> :O
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> thats a triple O for lando!
<kyks17> : O
<Lando> im good at givin those
<xonodoubt69> hahaha
<xjsb125> hahaha
<kyks17> hahahahaha
<xjsb125> is that like cheerios?
<Lando> to clarify for our australian friends, that means ORGASM
<kyks17> no
<xjsb125> oh ok
<kyks17> : O
<xonodoubt69> :O
<xjsb125> showing your O face?
<Lando> which is of course something Only I have given to oprah
<xonodoubt69> haha
<kyks17> :OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo1
<Lando> hahahaha office space
<xjsb125>
<Lando> milton should have shown his O face
<xonodoubt69> :/
<xjsb125> hahahaha
<Lando> that guy was hot!
<xonodoubt69> suuuure
<xjsb125> especially in the basement
<Lando> hell yeah!
<kyks17> :O
<Lando> not as hot as kym and brittney
<kyks17>
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Lando> but still, my second fantasy at least
<Lando> well that and Oscar the grouch and that guy from the glad bag commercials
<xjsb125> kym and britney gone wild: the exclusive uncensored dvd
<Lando> wait... oscar is a girl right?
<xonodoubt69> :OOO
<kyks17> hahahaha
<Lando> i mean, the glad bag guy is a girl right?
<xonodoubt69> oh yea
<xjsb125> i thought the glad bag was a girl
<Lando> hey I gotssss an idea!!! check this out
<xjsb125> ?
<Lando> thats why he always inserted stuff into it!
You eat rubber!
