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Posted: **11/24/2003, 5:11 pm**

Mine would have to be

Rob: Can I have your children?
Al: No, sorry, I want my children to be good looking.

:lol:

Posted: **11/24/2003, 5:15 pm**

Oh man.

Posted: **11/24/2003, 5:15 pm**

mine is

Andrea: "I'll rip out your lungs and wear them as earmuffs"

Posted: **11/24/2003, 5:32 pm**

I need to say that more often; I never say it anymore.

Posted: **11/24/2003, 5:55 pm**

Mine:

Me: Mel called you a thong, Nam.

Nam: I'm a human thong!

Posted: **11/24/2003, 5:56 pm**

For some reason, this what hysterical when I first read it
"Dear Peanut-Breathany"

Posted: **11/24/2003, 6:58 pm**

...thats kinda mean.....

Posted: **11/24/2003, 7:23 pm**

Not a quote but, this never ceases to amuse me:

Posted: **11/24/2003, 7:24 pm**

I keep seeing that everywhere! What the fuck is it :lol:

?

Posted: **11/24/2003, 7:49 pm**

OMG! I love that freaky green dude! Haha. This is now my favourite quote:

sandman wrote:*guy rolls into emerg w/ his gf*
doc: what happened to her?
guy: we were just having sex i swear.. i think my damn penis started to devour her damn uterus
doc:

*guy whips out his penis*

doc: oh good god.

:lol::lol::lol:

Posted: **11/24/2003, 8:33 pm**

...i remember that....

Posted: **11/24/2003, 8:40 pm**

i never should've corrupted the CM with that happy dinosaur creature thing.

Posted: **11/24/2003, 8:41 pm**

megxyz128 wrote:i never should've corrupted the CM with that happy dinosaur creature thing.

but he's so dreamy :love:

Posted: **11/24/2003, 8:42 pm**

Posted: **11/24/2003, 9:50 pm**

various excerpts from jacqui and the flavored condom thread :mrgreen:

Posted: **11/24/2003, 10:34 pm**

This entire page is also quite good:

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... 5&start=60

:lol:

Posted: **11/24/2003, 11:25 pm**

anything by Lando

except this one

don't count this one

it sucks nuts

and being christmas time and such, you can buy a lot of nuts

Posted: **11/24/2003, 11:51 pm**

oh lando.. :lol:

I missed you :lol:

Posted: **11/25/2003, 1:16 am**

clumsychild_ wrote:This entire page is also quite good:

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... 5&start=60

mmm life... :lol:

Posted: **11/25/2003, 2:33 am**

This is a pretty funny one, from the Villanova thread...

sandman wrote:that involves going to jail tho!
and i dont wanna take it up the ass

xonodoubt69 wrote:your not devoted enough to take it up the ass? What's that bout?!

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All-time favorite CM quote

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