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So....here's the skinny. I've been trying to save the money I have in the bank because I planned on paying for 2 months worth of rent (totaling 650) and then also for my rental car for when Jamie and I go back to Minnesota over Christmas (appx. 300).
I call the bank today.......and I have about 450 bucks left. I thought I was still floating around a grand.
I'm not sure what means I want to use to kill myself tonight. should I use the 'ol fashioned rope, or stick my head in the oven?

I need to have a talk with my mom now.......she was so excited about us coming home that she bought the plane tickets and is paying for our hotel room at a freaking casino


I'm so pissed I could scream........anybody know where to find a good loan for somebody with a delinquency on their credit report?

Rope sounds much less painful.

well since mom's splurging, you can get her to loan you 150 bucks. and then you can always whore yourself to the masses to save up for a rental.

my third option didn't show up - dirty whore poll

Umm... Unless you have a gas oven, the head in the oven thing won't work.

burning hurts

this isn't a thing to joke about...

If you hang yourself it'll only take you a few seconds to die

I know, just DON'T kill yourself. k?

J-Neli wrote:this isn't a thing to joke about...

I know. I was beginning to think I was the only one who didnt think this was an appropriate thread...

Ahem. Shut up. Yep. You'd be surprised how much Neil couldn't care less if you can't pick up on the joke.

And Jim. You're the asshole that told me that I am weak and should get over myself last year when I wanted to kill myself, so how about you never speak again? That would be fantastic.

That would be greeeeaaat.

</office space>

I didn't see the "</office space>" at first, and that was the first thing I thought of.

in forensics class, we saw a picture of a guy who hung himself, and he hadn't been found in a couple of days and gravity was pulling down on his skin and it was all super saggy.

Rufus Wainwright wrote:Ahem. Shut up. Yep. You'd be surprised how much Neil couldn't care less if you can't pick up on the joke.

And Jim. You're the asshole that told me that I am weak and should get over myself last year when I wanted to kill myself, so how about you never speak again? That would be fantastic.

you rule bro....thanks for saying exactly what I would think.

superrgirll wrote:in forensics class

I read that as "forskins class"

oh man I need sleep.

People that don't get jokes arn't cool. There was this whole thing about everyone hating the french, and then this french guy got all offended. and then no one cared. and then someone got mad at us.
yeah...
that sleep thing sounds good.

GO MONEY
(my theory, hit up the local mafia for some quick cash and then win it all back at the casino! Its fail-safe!!)

Man, that reminds me of a lady here who baked her baby How sad is that?

Suicide isn't something to joke about though and I'm glad someone here agrees that this isn't something to laugh about.

I really don't care what you think Alan, so your comments are a waste. I made an attempt to apologize but to no avail. For some reason you can't get over it so I'm leaving it at that.

Yeah, let's take a serious problem in my life, then insult me about it, not to mention the countless other times you've belittled me on here. You're a worthless cunt, and I won't stop harassing you until you get sick of me and leave the board. I don't want you here. I never want you to post on here again.

No one cares how you think suicide isn't a joke. You say it isn't something to joke about, yet you're the one that says everyone that's ever felt depressed is doing it to themselves, and if they want to, they can feel happy. Wow, last time I checked, there are people out there that can't control their moods easily. Yet you still believe this, and have the gall to insult me because I was sick of my life.

Yes, so go ahead and keep posting and being a dick to everyone, and I will continue to be a dick to you. Hopefully you'll leave the board soon enough.