A life-changing revelation
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:32 pm
Warning, the following information will blow your mind.
Pineapples do NOT grow on trees.
Pineapples do NOT grow on trees.
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Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:32 pm
Whaaaaaa!?!?
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:32 pm
Since when?!?!
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:36 pm
damn the man....
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:37 pm
but....but....they arn't like potatoes and grow in the ground are they?!?!?!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US!!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US!!!!
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:37 pm
who cares where they grow, they're so damn yummy 
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:39 pm
YES... they grow on the ground. No joke!
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:43 pm
aw c'mon, your screwing us around.
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:45 pm
No, I'm serious. Look it up.
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:45 pm
......up is down
......right is left
......nothing is right anymore. my world has been crushed.
p.s. if you dont here from me, concider this my sucide note.
......right is left
......nothing is right anymore. my world has been crushed.
p.s. if you dont here from me, concider this my sucide note.
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:45 pm
surprisingly enough i already discovered this a while ago and was just as astonished 
Posted: 10/21/2003, 5:52 pm
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drops to knees*
*adagio for strings playing in the background as i raise my hands dramatically*
*drops to knees*
*adagio for strings playing in the background as i raise my hands dramatically*
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:29 pm
My god, all my friends and other people at my school were having a debate thing about this last year. Some said they grew on trees, some said bushes, some said on the ground.. It got rather crazy.
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:44 pm
banana trees are actually bushes.
mmmm pineapples
mmmm pineapples
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:47 pm
Dole © wrote:HOW DO PINEAPPLES GROW?
Most fruits develop in 3 to 4 months, but pineapples take about 18 months to grow! Pineapples are grown from the crowns or tops of other pineapples. Each crown is planted by hand. When the plants are one year old the flowering process begins. The flower bud is small and pink, and looks like a pinecone. As the bud grows it will become the fruit we know as a pineapple.
Pineapples are harvested when they are ripe. Every pineapple that is harvested is ready to eat. To ensure they are picked at their peak of maturity for ripeness and flavor, the sugar content of pineapple is tested in the field.
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:50 pm
more information on pineapples...
http://www.dole5aday.com/FoodService/pdfs/FACTSHEET_Pineapples.pdf
http://www.dole5aday.com/FoodService/pdfs/FACTSHEET_Pineapples.pdf
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:51 pm
Holy shit, that looks so incredibly unnatural..
And yet it's not..
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:53 pm
That is the most unnatural looking plant I have ever seen. 
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:54 pm
that's weird as hell.
Posted: 10/21/2003, 6:56 pm
They look like bloody camoflauged pineapple-rocket-launchers.