Dir-tay Jokes RULE!
Posted: 10/15/2003, 10:45 am
Ok....I got a dirty one for ya'll. Keep in mind, a friend of mine told me this joke, and he was told the joke by his grandpa. Here it goes:
A older-dirty looking guy strolls into a strip-bar. He's approached by a waitress and she asks "can I help you with anything?" He replies, "yes, get me the BIGGEST black woman in the place".
Soo.......he sits down, and waits.
Out comes a somewhat large black woman and she approaches him....
He replies, "nope, need bigger, sorry"
Sooo....she leaves. Shortly later, another black woman comes out, slightly larger...
He replies, "nope....still not big enough, sorry"
Sooooo.....she leaves. Then out comes a HUGE black woman and she approaches him....
She sits down on his lap, spreading her legs, and she asks "am I big enough for you?"
The older man replies, "definitely, I needed to see what my brown house with pink shutters would look like"
A older-dirty looking guy strolls into a strip-bar. He's approached by a waitress and she asks "can I help you with anything?" He replies, "yes, get me the BIGGEST black woman in the place".
Soo.......he sits down, and waits.
Out comes a somewhat large black woman and she approaches him....
He replies, "nope, need bigger, sorry"
Sooo....she leaves. Shortly later, another black woman comes out, slightly larger...
He replies, "nope....still not big enough, sorry"
Sooooo.....she leaves. Then out comes a HUGE black woman and she approaches him....
She sits down on his lap, spreading her legs, and she asks "am I big enough for you?"
The older man replies, "definitely, I needed to see what my brown house with pink shutters would look like"
