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Reno says:
rob
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
reno
Reno says:
what it is man?
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
same as usual man
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
school just wasn'ta nything special
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
oh wait!
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
something weird happen
Reno says:
cool
Reno says:
what?
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
well
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
it wasn't cool
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
there is this new girl
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
and she had great cleavage today
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
so i was in there, taking a good long look
Pay no mind to the rebel says:
and she had a roll of fat...in between her tits
Reno says:

Pay no mind to the rebel says:
yeah, i know
Reno says:
that's fucking NASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Reno says:
and you got a good look at nastyness!
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
i know
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
the tits are soo good tho!
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
it's just not fair
Reno says:
that's a godamn shame
Reno says:
why god...why?
Reno says:
let another girl have those tits
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
seriously
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
and she's cute too tho!
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
great ass
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
skinny!
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
like...it doesn't make sense
Reno says:
i bet she made it like that
Reno says:
because she knew guys were going to look
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
yeah but...still
Reno says:
just to phase you out
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
god obviously hates me
Reno says:
you my friend, are on god's shit list
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
seriously
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
i better get into heaven for this
Reno says:
<--- god when i bring up your name
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
reno. you, being a supreme being, must spend a lot of time with god
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
you know what makes him tick
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
so why did this happen to me?
Reno says:
well to be honest, i think it's the hair
Reno says:
it makes him jelous
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
ohhhh
Reno says:
you should hear him when he see's your hair
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
you know, that makes sense
Reno says:
he mumbles:
look at that shaggy ass mother fucker, thinks he's got bad ass hair, fuck him and his hair, i'll grow my shit out and then who'll have the kick ass head of hair then you fucking cock sucker
Reno says:

Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
ohhhhh
Reno says:
yeah dude
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
actually, this totally explaines the whole fat-roll thing
Reno says:
i had to sit him down and talk to him and shit
Reno says:
be like GOD!
Reno says:
the fuck's your problem?
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
oh
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
and he responded?
Reno says:
don't playa hate
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
touche'
Reno says:
man dude, he totally wanted to kick your ass
Reno says:
but i got your back man
Reno says:
i settled him down
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
hey, thanks man
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
hopefully the roll goes away by tomorrow then?

Reno says:
i dunno man
Reno says:
maybe
Reno says:
he's kind of hardheded that god
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
tell me about it
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
i mean, i've only met him once or twice
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
at parties and the like
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
haha, the first time he was sooooo drunk!
Reno says:
yeah man
Reno says:
he's a violent drunk
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
that guy can drink man though
Reno says:
telling people off and shit
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
oh yeah
Reno says:
wanting to fight St. Michael and shit
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
when i first met him..he was talking to this guy....
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
oh what's his name
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
oh yeah, Satan!
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
and yeah man, he was just blaming like everything on him
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
poverty, people dying, world hunger
Reno says:
yeah man
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
9-11! he was blaming someone for fucking 9-11!
Reno says:
when he holds a grudge, he holds a fucking grudge
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
sure does
Reno says:
and he hates so godamn much
Reno says:
did you hear what he told St. Michael?
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
nope
Reno says:
G: yeah...you banished satan from heaven.....you think your a bad ass now and shit or what?
Mike: uh, naw man, just doing what i was told
G: FUCK YOU! *breaks bottle* i could have kicked his ass too, i was just busy
Mike: ok dude, i know it man
G: what...you want shit or what? you fucking faggot!
Mike: hey man chill
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
holy shit
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
and did you check the website? god hates fags!
Reno says:
yeah, something about they wouldn't let him in or something
Reno says:
dude
Reno says:
i can't belive what i just wrote
Reno says:
the god/mike convo
Reno says:
LMAO
Reno says:
that's fucking briliant
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
seriously, you own
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
i'm sharing this with the cm
Reno says:
go for it man
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
haha, k
Reno says:
what fourm?
Reno says:
hey man i got to go
Reno says:
i'll be on the cm though
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
i dunno, convo going nowhere
Cara: Rob, guess what i have? Me: Genital herpes. says:
k, talk to you later man
Reno says:
laters

hmm, interesting

that was way too long to read

thank you all. enjoy.

that god man,he's plenty pissed at rob.

Seriously.

man, who wouldnt be? have you SEEN rob's hair?

man, who wouldnt be? have you SEEN rob's hair?

LMAO...

This convo is what happens when two crazy asses get together

maybe she was some sort of freak and it used to be a 3rd boob or something that was removed

See, me and reno were wondering about that yesterday. But it wouldn't make sense. If you were to remove the boob, wouldn't you go all the way?

haha

i'm telling you man, she's psyching you out.