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i've been trying to think of a way to ask my girlfriend to homecoming. around here its a really big deal to ask in a cute, public or very romantic manner. but i think last night i did the most romantic thing i've ever done. kristen had gotten in fight with a friend and she called me at like 2100 crying about it and so i got her calmed down and my brain just started spinning. i went into my moms garden and i picked some nice roses and i got into my car and i drove to the park thats near her house and picked up a whole bunch of little pebbles (mind you she's on the phone thru this and didnt know i was doing this) and then i walked down to her house and stood in her driveway and threw little pebbles at her window and she was on the phone with me like "andrew something keeps hitting my window" and i was like "go look out it" and she opened the blinds and i held up my roses and i was like "kristen will you go to homecoming with me?" and she ran downstairs and it was like... fairy tail perfect. i'm fucking amazing. (she said yes of course)

that is very cute

why can't stuff like that ever happen to me???

Awwwwwww

that is soooo sweet

That is cute

*feels even more bitter about my dance experiences*

i'm a sappy romantic like that too, it came back and bit me in the ass though cause my ex-long time girlfriend became more then obsessive of me, and it made for a messy break up

That is the most awesome thing ever, man. I honestly wish I was clever enough to do that.

I bought my girl a bunch of bulk chocolate covered raisins and shoved them in her nose and laughed at her while I farted in morse code to ask her if she wanted to go to mcdonalds with me to play on the play structure!



but she said no, so I called somebody else up and farted into the phone until they hung up.

Good work man.

I'm a romantic at heart, but also extremely shy, so my romantic ability is somewhat sucky.

That was pretty sweet, Andrew.

Sombody needs to clone you...

That's awesome.

Now I need a girl to lavish with romanticism.

you need a miracle

I am romantic. Haha. Well...sort of. This one time Cain took me out to this really fancy restaurant (I got to dress up and everything!) and well anyhow we were sitting and talking and I was like, "This is fun, we should do this more often." and Cain's like "I feel weird. Every single guy in this restaurant is staring at you..." and I go, "There's this really hot guy staring at me right now!" and Cain's looking around the place and he goes, "Where? I'll kill him" and I put my hand on his cheek and moved his head back so he was looking into my eyes again and I go, "Good. He's staring at me again."

I am soooooo romantic! (yeah the same person who calls her husband a jackass affectionately haha)


Oh yeah, I never really knew that you had to ASK someone you were dating to go to a dance... I always thought it was assumed. lol. But anyways, yeah that was really cute. Good job

OLPMazurite wrote:that is very cute

why can't stuff like that ever happen to me???

because you're ugly.



just kidding i'm sure you're delightful.

no it is the truth

Aw you're not ugly Bethany. You're not even close to ugly.

Boots is delightful!

*beats up those who rip on Bethany*