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Get all your poop out in one sitting, or come back and finish up in multiple sittings?

I personally like to clear myself out as much as possible at one time.


Discuss.

All in one sitting but thats risky for me. SOme times I plug the toilet

This thread scares me greatly. *runs away*






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Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:All in one sitting but thats risky for me. SOme times I plug the toilet

Helps to flush once or twice while you're going. Separate the whole load into separate flushes.

Clumsy7Thief wrote:This thread scares me greatly. *runs away*






*looks back*
*runs faster*

Wel all know you're still going to read it. So you might as well just give us a female perspective on this issue, while you're at it...

I will have to try that next time

Lando wrote:Wel all know you're still going to read it. So you might as well just give us a female perspective on this issue, while you're at it...

Yeha, I am still reading it.

But a lady never tells these things!

Then consider yourself no longer a lady.
Time to confess.

I like to think that the ladies don't do that

That's too bad. This is truth time.

I just dominated one earlier this evening

Lando wrote:Then consider yourself no longer a lady.
Time to confess.

But I like being a lady, so I shall never confess.

Well... when I take a shit I like to get everything out at once. I usually will bring a magazine or something to entertain myself and sit in the bathroom for a good 10-15 minutes... There is nothing better than a good shit

Why do you guys take so long? I don't understand.

Clumsy7Thief wrote:

Lando wrote:Then consider yourself no longer a lady.
Time to confess.

But I like being a lady, so I shall never confess.

Too late, you've already revealed your answer by your reluctance to confess.

Em, you're trapped. Give it up.

I'm not trapped Sonya...I...uhhh...erm....

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I'm with Susan on this question

men generally eat more meat than women, hence the longer bathroom hiatus

Pfft. I can eat as much as any man, and I've never taken that long.