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rockstars often say crazy shit in their songs. post the wierdest thing you've ever heard sung here.

for me, it's "take off your band-aid because i don't believe in touchdowns" - wilco - i am trying to break your heart.

we had a thread like this last year
it was good

Warmer than piss, have you ever felt like this?
It just might take a fever to encounter it.
Knee deep in shit there's no avoiding it
From your knees you're coated brown,
To your toes there is no sound like this.

Alkaline Trio - Madam Me

And the outro to this song is pretty fun too. It's not odd, but just good old fun

And I will keep you warm in hell
And I will keep you warm in hell
And I will keep you warm in hell
Way down in hell.

Paranoid Android by Radiohead has some pretty wierd lyrics in it..

"Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
from all the unborn chicken voices in my head"

Or Karma Police

"Karma Police, arrest this man
he talks in maths
he buzzes like a fridge
he's like a detuned radio

Karma Police, arrest this girl
her Hitler hairdo
is making me feel ill
and we have crashed her party"

big green monkey everyones a junkie. (everyones a junkie by olp.)

hey mr chips
how's the wife and are the kids
still poison?
do you still eat them? (advertising on police cars by mgb)

i confess everyone is overweight
and im obsessed
talking is just masturbating without the mess (happinessss & the fish by olp)

peter's pecker picked another pickle bearin pussy pepper. meetting john at dale's junior winked an eye and point a finger. former cop undercover just got shot and now recovered. fighting crime with a partner, lois lane jimmy carter. (i-e-a-i-a-i-o by system of a down)

my tape worm tells me what to do. my tape worm tells me where to go. pull the tape worm out of your ass. (needles by system of a down)

those are some pretty fucked up lyrics, but I've got one that beats them all . . .

drum roll . . .

"in the warm of daylight's cunt" -IME

now what the fuck is that supposed to mean.

what song is that from?!

lmao man there's alot more from where that came from,

"even in teh wreck house of a promise,even in the gem blow of an awe fist, everyones a airflow through the blond dirt, everyones a asshole in the wonder, when every comotion controls my wants, i lay down long and know other hurts" IME

bascically most of their lyrics are quite strange, some are pure genious though, and every now and then you actually pick up on ones deep meaning and your like "WHOAAAAA" i think it's pretty positive that IME are stoned out of there minds when they write

his is from a epic on the end of TQMD, it's named "the meat dreams" but it's split into about 4 chapters, it was strange at first for me, but after further listening you relize it's a musical masterpiece, the guitar work is , lol one of the chapter's is named, "that's quite an erection eric"

^yeah, that's one of the coolest feelings when you figure out what one of ime's songs are actually about

sandman wrote:what song is that from?!

it's from meat dreams

ahhhh i see

El Scorchio by Weezer is a pretty odd song...

nah he just likes the japanese girls

J-Neli wrote:El Scorchio by Weezer is a pretty odd song...

the bit that always makes me go is

"i asked you to go to the green day concert
you said you never heard of them
HOW COOL IS THAT?! so i went to your room
and read your diary"

like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! lol

pretty much anything from the mars volta - de-loused in the comatorium

'half mast commute through umbilical blisters'

'pull the pin
save your grace
mark these words
on his grave'

and pretty much any other line you can understand

fucking awesome album all the way though, i cant wait til the lyric booklet and the full story comes out. anyone who hasnt listend to this album, go do it now, just keep an open mind.

"Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath"

Well, it's not that weird, but I <3 it.