ClumsyMonkey.net

heh i am a bored person

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

Bethany
n. a person with more than one child.
"This Bethany is even more fast-moving than my usual woman!"

Beth
adj. more happy than usual.
"Yo, you're so Beth."

this is worst

Sandeep
v. to behave in an old manner.
"Kelly, don't Sandeep!"

Robert Marshall
v. to cheat on one's mobile phone.
"If you don't Robert Marshall, Dad, I will."

:

Robert
n. a particularly bad-smelling unit of currency.
"Check out that Robert, Jose!"



Our Lady Peace
n. drugs, but also a secret code-word for girls.
"Want some Our Lady Peace, kid?"

Mazurite
adj. overly fond of breasts.
"I'm feeling Mazurite tonight, buddy."

X 28u93289u43783873289348973249823

I am so a Mazurite!

Turnerist
n. teeth, often sexy.
"Nigel, can I hit some Turnerist?" "Sure you can, Reggie."

Clumsy
n. mid-eighties term for hair.
"Buddy, can I think about some Clumsy?" "Sure you can, Reggie."

Monkey
n. a happy or outrageous teacher.
"Buddy, that Monkey is happy!"


Clumsy Monkey
adj. overly fond of drug paraphernalia.
"Don't, boy, he ain't Clumsy Monkey."

Makes sense. Our Big Green (Clumsy) Monkey is a junkie!

Johnathan

n. someone who has a different male each week.
"Jose's Johnathan is really ostettatious!"






I feel so dirty

Penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your Penis, dude."

Vagina
adj. likely to trip over violence.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's Vagina."

I'm dirty.

Dirty
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Sabrina, can I shoot your skateboard?" "Dirty!"

Melissa
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Mom, I just saw Billy and Billie, going to cheat on a child!" "Melissa!"

Mines boringgggg

tee hee hee

Boob

v. to slap something in an exceptional fashion.
"Dad, don't Boob!"

Mine is so bad

Emo
v. to laugh at marijuana.
"I'm telling you, Billie totally wanted to Emo!"

Emo Bethany
n. a vehicle.
"Jose, that Emo Bethany is outrageous!"

I'm not even going to touch that one.

:lol::lol:

Supercalifragilisticexbialidoscious
adj. getting ready to slap something.
"I need a Supercalifragilisticexbialidoscious pet animal, and I need it now, man."

ovary
v. to talk to someone or something.
"If you don't ovary, Mom, I will."

Osama Bin Laden
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Osama Bin Laden, Frank?"

Bin Laden
adj. more sexy than usual.
"Don't, Billie, he ain't Bin Laden."

horny
adj. unable to play with firearms.
"What do you think, Mom?" "Horny, Mom!"

:

Testicle
n. mid-nineties term for drugs.
"Got some Testicle?" "Yeah, I'm your man for Testicle, officer."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: