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This is where you post your favourite Family Guy quotes! I'll start her off.
"Peter, if you're not going to take your blindfold off, will you at least let me drive?"
"Come on Lois, you know it's illegal for women to drive!"

"Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"

Peter: Hey, Chris, what are those two balls hanging from your leg? Wait... that's not your leg!

Peter: Look, my alphabet cereal is sending me messages. It says 'oooooooo'!
Lois: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Announcer: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Sure.
Announcer: Would you act like a monkey?
Guy: uh huh.
Announcer: Wo-Would you, would you kill a man?
Guy: Um...huh...uh well...[shoots gun][man screams]

Peter: [writing a letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

carmel guy: mmmm mmmm... mmmm ... mmmm. mm .....mmmmm, etc.

Peter: great day out mr. sun!
Sun: its always a great day with two scoops of raisins.

Stewie: My whether machine is nearing completion...what do you think of that broccoli?
*silence*

Stewie: STOP MOCKING ME!!


Stewie's tooth: I claim this mouth in the name of insisor
Stewies other tooth: NOT SO FAST!
Tooth 1: Bi-cuspid...we meet again!

"so broccoli, mother says you're very good for me but I’m afraid I'm no good for you"

stewie rules

Doctor: it's a boy! ... wait, there's more...
Lois: it's twins?
Doctor: no...a map of Europe.

Hanson: our tour bus broke down, could we use your phone?
Peter: oh my god it's the children of the corn! *shoots all with shotgun*

peter: "alright guys.. if you werent married and you could sleep with anyone who would it be?"
*skip ahead*
quagmire: "taylor hanson"
peter, cleveland and joe laugh
quagmire: "what?"
peter: "umm taylor hanson is a guy"
quagmire: hahaha very funny guys.. try and pull one over on ole quagmire"
joe: "no seriously, taylor hanson is a guy"
cleveland: "yeah he's a guy"
quagmire: "oh god"
peter: "yeah quagmire.. hes a guy!"
quagmire: "oh god.. oh god no.. i bought magazines.. and i ... OH GOD"

"Oh, I feel so white trash! Mummy, mummy, I want a mullet!"

Peter: "Come on stewie, your mother and i have something to show you."

Stewie: "Oh let me guess, you've picked out another colourful box with crank for me to turn and turn and oooh, a jack in the box. Then you laugh and the kids laugh and the dogs laugh and i die a little inside."

Tom: Huh, get used to this sight, Diane: guys running away from you.
Diane: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.




"Lois: I do have a mind of my own ya know.
Peter: Yeah yeah yeah I know your a feminist and everything and I think thats adorable, but this is grown-up time now and Im the man."

that's the best show on earth! i own the dvd anyone else own it too? it'sa great, but the commentary is just plain dumb

Stewie (eating pancakes): "Oh my, this is better than sex!"

Stewie (again): Dance puppets dance!"

I <3 Stewie.

isn't that when he says: "chef good news! i'm not going to kill you!"

...or something along those lines.....could someone helo me, i'm to lazt to watch it right now

Clumsyboy wrote:that's the best show on earth! i own the dvd anyone else own it too? it'sa great, but the commentary is just plain dumb

I have it, and yeah i tried listening to the commentary but it was boring and stupid so i gave up. But an AMAZING dvd set. I hope they come out with the 3rd and 4th! Whatever htough because i have most of them downloaded anway.

Stewie: Okay, this is what you SHOULD sound like: "The life of the wife was ended by the knife." This is what YOU sound like (pulls a string on a toy): "Mooooooooooo"

i'm watching it right now! It's on teletoon, it's the one where stewie and brian get stranded

Road to rhode island? It's decent. I watched it again the other night. Great one! My favourite part is where they're deciding which car to steal, but they're all fussed about colour and model and stuff. Hahaha! Enjoy!

lol foresure