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you should never...
Posted: 7/7/2003, 7:59 pm
by One-Eye
Post here things you should never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, do.
1. You should never send just one monkey to the moon, because it would get lonely.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 7:59 pm
by Axtech
2. You should never make a thread like this. Ever.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:00 pm
by One-Eye
3. You should never mock one of Aerin's threads!
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:26 pm
by Johnny
4. You should never make fun of Mr. T
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:26 pm
by Henrietta
You should never, ever not have any idea what to say in one of Aerin's threads.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:27 pm
by Susan
5. You should never mix Fruitopia, salt, pepper, and a slice of bacon.
6. You should never drink said mixture.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:29 pm
by Stace
8. You should never stand in a tub of water and stick your thumb in the light socket.
9. You should never make fun of the voices, they hear everything.
10. You should never taunt the chinchilla.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:30 pm
by Johnny
11. You should never drink water out of the toilet
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:35 pm
by areusad831
you should never sit on a toilet when the seat is up
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:37 pm
by Henrietta
LMAO!
You should never take a bath in the sink, unless you're two.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:38 pm
by Johnny
areusad831 wrote:you should never sit on a toilet when the seat is up
Too True.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:39 pm
by Johnny
You should never jump onto to and attempt to ride a bike that has a missing seat
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:49 pm
by areusad831
or one of those banana seats that ride up your ass....man they hurt
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:51 pm
by Henrietta
LMAO
You should never attempt to put a foreign object in any opening of your body.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:52 pm
by areusad831
well if we are talking about the masturbation thread i think its okay for the ladies
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:52 pm
by One-Eye
Is it okay for the men?
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:57 pm
by Henrietta
I swear, the theme of the CM for July is masturbation.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 8:59 pm
by One-Eye
You should never bring masturbation into a perfectly serviceable thread when there are two other threads dedicated to it!
Posted: 7/7/2003, 9:54 pm
by joe_canadian
summer hormones.
you should never roll yourself up in a blanket and throw yourself down the stairs. said blanket does not help with the adding of gravity to stairs.
Posted: 7/7/2003, 10:12 pm
by Susan
If you can buy enough chinese food for five people with less than 20 dollars, <i>do not</i> eat it.