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So a bird shats on my head today.......
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:47 pm
by Johnny
Motherfucking bird!!
I was coming into my house when I felt something warm and gooey hit my head. Then I'm like
I look up and theres nothing there....then I feel my head...then i was like
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I immeadiatly ran inside and stuck my head under the tap and washed the poo out....then something else happened. I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink.. I was like
what a pickle!! So I fumble around for some lubricant and I find some petroleum jelly. I scoop some out and lube up my head.. It took some finessing but I got my head un stuck. So In the end my hair was full of jelly and bird poo..
Man I washed my hair a good 8 times after that..........I felt so dirty
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:48 pm
by joe_canadian
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:48 pm
by emily
Petroleum jelly is not good to use as a lubricant. What a pickle indeed!
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:49 pm
by superrgirll
how did you manage to get your head stuck in a sink? sinks are huge.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:51 pm
by nelison
ya really!
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:51 pm
by Axtech
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:55 pm
by Susan
You're hilarious, Johnathan.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 7:55 pm
by Johnny
superrgirll wrote:how did you manage to get your head stuck in a sink? sinks are huge.
I got a big head and my bathroom sink isnt that big....its small
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:12 pm
by Bandalero
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:15 pm
by nelison
hey it happens to the best of us
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:22 pm
by Susan
I was in my dress blues inform in cadets. I was guard commander, and we marched to the park for a remembrance day ceremony, and a bunch of birds flew out of the tree and a few of us got shat on.
Good thing they were so small, it was un-noticable.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:25 pm
by One-Eye
Poor Johnny. Can I call you Johnny when you do something funny?
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:40 pm
by sandsleeper
i get birdshat in my hair everyday!!!
except i get it in powder form. yummmmay.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:41 pm
by emily
huh???
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:45 pm
by starseed_10
she works at birdland.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:46 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
superrgirll wrote:how did you manage to get your head stuck in a sink? sinks are huge.
I got my head stuck in a railing once
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:48 pm
by superrgirll
once when i was 3 years old, i hit my head on a railing and my head was bleeding so i had to go to the hospital and get staples in my head. hmmm, maybe that explains why i get confused so often.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:49 pm
by One-Eye
I did that too. But it was because I was jumping on the bed.
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
well, you know.
Posted: 6/24/2003, 8:50 pm
by nelison
I can't say I've ever got my head stuck in anything...
Posted: 6/24/2003, 9:02 pm
by Johnny
Today was bad day for Johnathan.
Know what? To make matters worse...I managed to spill some shampoo and soap all over the counter and floor and I manged to splash a large quantity of water everywhere!! Water+soap+shampoo=slippery floor.
So when I got my head un stuck....I managed to slip on the soapy,shampooy and waterer floor. I ended up doing the splits and it hurt like hell!! It felt like my ball sack was torn in two
I ended up laying on the floor for a while holding my gonads
What else can happen to me today?
