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Posted: **6/20/2003, 11:27 am**

My friend brought this up in her LiveJournal, and most of it got really funny. My thinking is that if I post it here, it can only get hilarious.

So,

Kelly wrote:Pick your top five celebrities that given the chance you'd totally do.

They can be singers, actors, directors, or members of government. Whatever!
Anything that floats your boat.

Posted: **6/20/2003, 11:58 am**

Well? Whose on your list???

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:01 pm**

Edward Norton
<img src="http://www.yehey.com/local/entertainment/images/edward.jpg"><img src="http://www.edwardnorton.org/images/fc/fc6.jpg">

Scott Klopfenstein from Reel Big Fish
<img src="http://www.reel-big-fish.com/galleryphotos/previews/preview21.jpg">
<img src="http://www.reel-big-fish.com/images/monkeyman.gif" align="middle"><-- Scott (with specs)

Keanu Reeves
<img src="http://www.ciudadfutura.com/matrix/keanu/gale_kr.jpg"><img src="http://www.poster.net/reeves-keanu/reeves-keanu-photo-keanu-reeves-6201043.jpg">

Jez Williams from Doves
<img src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/doves/v2002/08.jpg"><img src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/doves/stills/pounding05.jpg">

Patrick Pentland from Sloan
<img src="http://www.sloanmusic.com/gallery/pt/feelsgood13.jpg"><img src="http://www.sloanmusic.com/gallery/btb/dunes-pat.jpg">

This is purely hypothetical, of course.

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:02 pm**

How did I know Pat would be there? :lol:

I'll do this a later...

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:04 pm**

Gotta wind your list down eh? :mrgreen:

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:09 pm**

I'm actually just about to (be foreced to) mow the lawn. When I get back in, I'll try to figure it out.

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:15 pm**

That must be a massive list!!

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:17 pm**

It's just that I've never thought of 5 specific ones before...

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:19 pm**

,,,,,I see.............

you must have a very active imagination my friend

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:40 pm**

I like this, anyways:

Jade (the first guy) and Davey (the third guy)

Colin Farrel

Jimmy Gnecco

Conor Oberst (as if anyone on this board doesn't know him)

Aaaand, I have no idea who this is or if he's famous, but i'd do him.

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:54 pm**

1. The one. the only. Conor Oberst

2. The son, ambulance dude. except i think he has a kid.

umm...
crap. i'm bad at this.
i don't watch enough tv or movies for this.

Posted: **6/20/2003, 12:54 pm**

i only have my top two for now. i will come up with my top 5 later.

jerry from papa roach

tony from mest

:drool:

Posted: **6/20/2003, 1:01 pm**

1. topher grace (eric = that 70s show)

2. matthew good

3. chris murphy (the second one)

4. viggo mortensen in aragorn get-up

5. jared leto

Posted: **6/20/2003, 2:01 pm**

jared leto :drool:

Posted: **6/20/2003, 2:08 pm**

I can't think of 5. I can think of a few, but not any that I'd really jump at the chance. I mean, sure I would, but if I'm picking five I want ones that I can respect, not just drool over.