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What the hell happened to Jewel? She used to be this awesome tallented folk-rock chick. Now (judging by her newest song and video), she's just as airheaded and slutty as the rest of the female pop scene. Why? She was awesome before. I didn't listen to her music, but if it was on I'd enjoy hearing it. And I respected her. What the hell happened?

At first I thought the video was just like a joke at the start. You know, a little stab at pop culture. But the whole video was the same. Just her in different outfits, dancing like a slut.

Yay. Thank god I'm not the only one that noticed. When I saw the vid I was like...this is Jewel?!?! It made me lose what respect I had for her. I liked her older stuff waaaaay better.

Yeah i saw her in May at the concert i went to for Robbie..She was kind of dressed shanky. I think she just thinks she needs to dress that way and turn to pop to be successful

Yeah, because no one knew who Jewel was.

(that wasn't a stab at you, but at Jewel )

No stabbing!!!!

*stabs at the increasingly large ammount of exposed flesh on Jewel*

You would think that someone who made as much money as her could afford to fix her teeth.

She's still hot.

I think her wacky teeth adds something to her. She was still hotter in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt though, but having her breasts heave out of her shirt is a plus.

what happened to liking smaller-breasted women??

haha, i was thinking the same thing emily.

I never really liked Jewel. She just bugs me because I heard somewhere that her father was like the president of ABC or something and then she talked about how good it was going from living in a van to winning a grammy. There's a difference between having to live in a van, than just living in a van on your own free will. That just bugged me.

Oh, I prefer smaller-breasted women, but if you turn on the tv and you see a woman with boobs pooping out of her shirt, you take notice and you tend to like it.

the song titles on her new cd are hilarious

like u + me = love or some shit

Axtech wrote:*jacks off to the increasingly large ammount of exposed flesh on Jewel*

boys are worse wrote:the song titles on her new cd are hilarious

like u + me = love or some shit

1. Stand
2. Run 2 U
3. Intuition
4. Leave The Lights On
5. 2 Find U
6. Fragile Heart
7. Doin' Fine
8. 2 Become 1
9. Haunted
10. Sweet Temptation
11. Yes U Can
12. U & Me = Love
13. America
14. Becoming



These song names are worse than Sk8r Boi!

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Axtech wrote:*jacks off to the increasingly large ammount of exposed flesh on Jewel*

wow those song titles are just so brilliant . Saddest part is "2 become 1" was also the name of a spice girls song

i understand everyone's concern but i really still believe that all this is one big parody.