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give me your fave quotes, i always like using quotes

"I'm gonna make like a ski and jet"

"This conversation is on a one way train to nowhere's ville"

"Square the glassed desk."

"Fate it seems is not without a sense of irony"

" These pretzles are making me thirsty"!

"Don't blame the chair, it's being the best chair it can be."

'Two Cents is More Than One"

Axtech wrote:"Don't blame the chair, it's being the best chair it can be."

bah ahah ha ha!

thats my msn profile quote



"had i not been subject to darkness, i would of not seen the light."

"Corporate radio sucks" (it was on a T-shirt, but whatever)

"Help me Jeebus!"

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out."

CluMsyNavEed wrote:" These pretzles are making me thirsty"!

.... i loved that. it was so randomly funny. seinfeld = best show ever.

"dont misunderestimate me!"

If ya gotta take a shit you say:

"Well, I gotta go drop off the Cosby kids at the pool"

OR

"I gotta go take the kids to the swim meet"

"I'd like to see you out one night dressed up like a teenage porn star"

"I'll rip out your lungs and wear them as ear mufs"

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"The spin is rooming!"

"If you're close enough to read this, you have SARS"

"I'd rather die on my feet than live a lifetime on my knees."
- Emiliano Zapata

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"

"It was hard to get a conversation going, there were too many people talking"

"It's hard to make predictions, especially about the future"

"You can observe a lot by watching"

"what smoke are you cracking?"

"My other ride is your mother"