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talked to someone (who was it?)
ate food (what was it?)
cooked food
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 )
recieved an email (who was it from?)
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?)
watched TV (what was it?)
laughed
played your instrument (what did you play?)
cried
masturbated
grounded by your parents (why?)
'played' outside
were in a fight (physical, or verbal)
experienced a death of someone close (who?)
played a sport (what was it?)
played a video game (what was it?)
talked on the phone (to who?)

i played hack outside today. it was funnnnnnn.

whoa. no way am i answering all that.

talked to someone: my friend Lena
ate food: macaroni and cheese, and then 4 chocolate cookies
cooked food: see above
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ): soon, cuz I have to pee
recieved an email: nobody writes me
wrote an e-mail: don't remember
watched TV: last night watched the Osbournes
laughed: a few minutes ago saying goodbye to my friend on the phone
played your instrument: I don't play anything
cried: a couple of weeks ago
masturbated: wouldn't you like to know
grounded by your parents: okay I'm 23, I don't get grounded anymore
'played' outside: 2 weeks ago I played on a swingset
were in a fight: verbal, with my mom (surprise, surprise)
experienced a death of someone close: no need to go there
played a sport: I don't play sports
played a video game: ages ago I played NHL Hockey on playstation
talked on the phone: few minutes to my friend Lena

talked to someone (who was it?) - My brother Eric about an hour ago.

ate food (what was it?) - French Fries from Coney Island about three hours ago.

cooked food - Last week, I made Chicken Parmesian, and I didn't get sick from it!

went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) - About two hours ago....#1

recieved an email (who was it from?) - I don't check my email

wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) - I don't check my email

watched TV (what was it?) - Baseball Tonight about half an hour ago.

laughed - About three minutes ago? Why not?

played your instrument (what did you play?) - Bass guitar and about ten minutes ago.

cried - October 28th, when I missed my chance to see ALK3

masturbated - About three weeks ago. I see no point in self-service.

grounded by your parents (why?) - Maybe six years ago. Hah, parents, what a joke.

'played' outside - Hah, what do you mean by played?

were in a fight (physical, or verbal) - Verbal....let's say a month ago

experienced a death of someone close (who?) - My uncle, about a month ago.

played a sport (what was it?) - Basketball, a few weeks ago?

played a video game (what was it?) - A month ago, NHL 2003

talked on the phone (to who?) - This morning and to my ex girlfriend Lauren.

Ummmm..... I think I'm gonna have to use the bathroom pretty soon.... I'm looking at a possible #2 .... No wait.. it' gonna be a definite #2

Ok I now have another to add.

Last Time I laughed:
When I read a recent post stating that 'Sk8er Boi' is becoming a movie

talked to someone (who was it?) Yesterday...my sister
ate food (what was it?) bout an hour ago..Blue Doritos
cooked food :like a week ago
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) 10 minutes ago <1>
recieved an email (who was it from?) a few hours ago from Stace
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) a few hours ago..I wrote her back
watched TV (what was it?) 20 minutes ago-will & grace
laughed :during will & grace
played your instrument (what did you play?) no instrument for me
cried : The other day cause i realized i'm not gonna have a job this time next week
masturbated : Bah! Never tell
grounded by your parents (why?) ummm never actually
'played' outside :ummm loooong time
were in a fight (physical, or verbal) : I've never actually been in a physical fight (i was close one time when this girl thought something i said as a joke was for real and she came to my house one night with her sister and her friend and wanted to fight me....yea 3 against 1 lets go ) but verbal probbaly a week ago with someone in my dad..nothing positive ever comes from his mouth
experienced a death of someone close (who?) 4 years ago...my grandpop
played a sport (what was it?) nope NEVER
played a video game (what was it?) Ummm probably a few months ago at Nikki's
talked on the phone (to who?) Yesterday to my sister

talked to someone (who was it?) my friend Steph
ate food (what was it?) I had some fruit an hour ago
cooked food : I made a sandwich... does that count as cooking?
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) hmmmm.... about an hour ago (1)
received an email (who was it from?) today from my friend Jessica
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) today writing my friend Jessica back
watched TV (what was it?) last week i think... i don't remember
laughed : just now, i'm chatting with my friend Joseph on msn and he's making me laugh. I laugh all the time, i like laughing
played your instrument (what did you play?) i can't play anything
cried : yesterday, I was watching Moulin Rouge for the 100th time... i cry too much
masturbated : hmmm....
grounded by your parents (why?) I've never been grounded
'played' outside : saturday I was babysitting my favourite 1 1/2 year old and we played for hours in his backyard... it was fun
were in a fight (physical, or verbal) : my mom, last week... ugh she makes me so mad sometimes (verbal)
experienced a death of someone close (who?) My uncle last year... it was one of the hardest times of my life... he was one of the greatest people ever
played a sport (what was it?) i don't play sports
played a video game (what was it?) I don't really play video games
talked on the phone (to who?) to some rude person who called at work, she wasn't very nice

talked to someone (who was it?) Bout' an hour ago, it was a coworker.
ate food (what was it?) Bout an hour ago, it was lavosh (a large, armenian cracker with various toppings and havrati cheese; kinda like a thin thin crust pizza.
cooked food: this afternoon.
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) right after work, and 2
recieved an email (who was it from?) yesterday, from my brother (i'm assuming we don't count spam here.
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) Yesterday, a reply to my brother.
watched TV (what was it?) today, at work, the simpsons.
laughed Today, while reading Penny Arcade.
played your instrument (what did you play?) Um...don't play.
cried: I'm a guy. I don't cry.
masturbated: This afternoon. We can't all have hottie girlfriends, alex
grounded by your parents (why?) I'm 23. It's been YEARS.
'played' outside This morning.
were in a fight (physical, or verbal) Um...I don't remember, actually. My fights are generally small.
experienced a death of someone close (who?) A while back when my grandpa died.
played a sport (what was it?) Does riding a bike count?
played a video game (what was it?) Diablo II, and this morning.
talked on the phone (to who?) This afternoon, to my manager.


PS: Answer your own damn questions.

the girls won't say when they did the deed.

talked to someone (who was it?) Rhian walking home from school.
ate food (what was it?) Smarties ice cream last nigiht
cooked food: Two days ago. I made an oven roasty thingy. They're good.
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) About ten minutes ago (1)
recieved an email (who was it from?) A newletter from KurzweilAI this morning
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) To Emily yesterday
watched TV (what was it?) Yesterday. I don't think anything was on.
laughed: Yesterday afternoon when I accidentally broke an iced tea bottle on the sidewalk.
played your instrument (what did you play?) Drums. Yesterday.
cried: Two days ago when I couldn't sleep.
masturbated: Not my thing.
grounded by your parents (why?): About 8 years ago when I snuck off to school early so I could go buy slushies.
'played' outside: I don't really do that anymore. I walked home from school yesterday.
were in a fight (physical, or verbal): Verbal/physical with my brother last week.
experienced a death of someone close (who?) Hannah about three years ago.
played a sport (what was it?) ...sports?
played a video game (what was it?) Ragnarok Online last night.
talked on the phone (to who?) Christ, I don't remember.

talked to someone (who was it?): my mom an hour ago
ate food (what was it?): a sandwich 30 minutes ago
cooked food: does making a sandwich count as cooking?
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ): right after i woke up, about an hour ago. (1)
recieved an email (who was it from?): an nba newsletter
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?): i just woke up and you expect me to be writing e-mails already? geeze.
watched TV (what was it?): last night watching that 70's show. i fell asleep.
laughed: last night, matt said something stupid, and i laughed.
played your instrument (what did you play?): do the spoons count?
cried: a couple of days ago. too much crap going on.
masturbated: wouldn't you like to know.
grounded by your parents (why?): i don't know if i have ever been grounded
'played' outside: i guess last weekend at work with some guys that i work with. but i don't know if you would consider it playing. more like acting like morons.
were in a fight (physical, or verbal): does play fighting count?
experienced a death of someone close (who?): no one close to me has died. i guess i'm lucky.
played a sport (what was it?): throwing around a football at work. heh, the guys i work with tell me i throw like a girl. oh yea, we play basket-ball all the time.
played a video game (what was it?): hahahaha, amanada and i were playing wheel of fortune for nes yesterday
talked on the phone (to who?): probably matt yesterday

Shit, I just did that whole thing and I wasn't logged in. Damn.

talked to someone (who was it?)
Right now. My co-workers

ate food (what was it?)
cheese. one minute ago.

cooked food
never.

went to the bathroom (1 or 2 )
christ. i went this morning but i'm not providing details

recieved an email (who was it from?)
again, today at work from Brenda Murphy, my secretary

wrote an e-mail (who was it to?)
today at work to Debbie, my ex.

watched TV (what was it?)
yesterday, it was a movie called Equilibrium

laughed
today. often

played your instrument (what did you play?)
3 years ago (trumpet)

cried
December, i think

masturbated
at least once in the last 30 days. does real sex count?

grounded by your parents (why?)
when i was like, 11 - probably for being bad.

'played' outside
Monday. Road hockey.

were in a fight (physical, or verbal)
yesterday. Verbal.

experienced a death of someone close (who?)
when i was 6, my sister drowned.

played a sport (what was it?)
Hockey, on monday

played a video game (what was it?)
Enter The Matrix

talked on the phone (to who?)
A customer, today, at work.

Talked To Someone: My buddy Andrew

Ate Food: I just had a yummy subway sandwich

Cooked Food: Yesterday I cooked some chicken and to my surprise, it was edible.
Went To The Bathroom: I went #1 and #2 this morning.

Received an Email: Yesterday evening from my friend Ann-Marie

Wrote an Email: I worte one yesterday to my friend Anne Marie

Watched TV: Today, I watching The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Laughed: A few days ago....while watching Jackass

Played Your Instrument: Today...Played my guitar all morning baby!!
Cried: Back in December

Masturbated: I re-discovered my-self a few nights ago

Grounded By My Parents- I think i was 14. Got into a mega fight at school

Played outside: A long, long, long time ago.

Were in a fight: Verbal fight- a few weeks ago. Physical- a few months back

Experianced a death- Back in the 10th grade. My Grandpa died.

Played a Sport: Baseball...long time back

Played a Video Game: Yesterday. Final Fantsay 7

Talked on The Phone: Today, My friend Brendan.

talked to someone (who was it?)
a few minutes ago, my awesome CAPP teacher

ate food (what was it?)
i ate a bowl of cereal last night, but i havent eaten anything today

cooked food
i cooked up a bunch of veggieburgers a couple days ago

went to the bathroom (1 or 2 )
fuck, i dont remember...sometime last night

recieved an email (who was it from?)
a fucking forward from my fucking friend

wrote an e-mail (who was it to?)
a couple hours ago, my friend clayton, bragging to him about all the awesome olp stuff ive been downloading

watched tv (what was it)
gilmore girls last night...dont leave jess!!!

laughed
during my last class, reading dubya quotes on the internet

played your instrument (what did you play?)
my guitar yesterday

cried
last time i listened to clumsy

masturbated
depends what counts...

grounded by your parents (why?)
right now...being on the internet too much, of all things

'played' outside
easter...a shite load of us had a huge game of kick the can

were in a fight (physical, or verbal)
when i blew up at someone for surporting the war in math class a couple weeks ago

experienced a death of someone close (who?)
my grandmother, a couple months ago

played a sport (what was it?)
soccer a week ago

played a video game (what was it?)
sonic the hedgehog on my uber-cool genisis

talked on the phone (to who?)
my freind brittany last night

ate food (what was it?) just ate some sort of president's choice chocolatey ice cream bar.

cooked food umm... was a while ago, I made balsamic chicken.
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) just one minute ago, I won't share the details.

recieved an email (who was it from?) last night, from a friend that wanted me to go on msn.

wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) last night, telling my friend I was doing physics homework and to kindly bugger off.

watched TV (what was it?) yesterday; The Simpsons, no less.

laughed earlier today, quite a few times.

played your instrument (what did you play?) a few months ago, when I had a Fender Jazz bass guitar rented.

cried can't remember.

masturbated hm.

grounded by your parents (why?) it's been a while, I tend to only get a lecture wherein everything wrong in the world is clearly made out to be my intentional doing.

'played' outside er, wha?

were in a fight (physical, or verbal) can't remember either

experienced a death of someone close (who?) my grandma died 3 years ago.

played a sport (what was it?) two weeks ago, I was rowing.

played a video game (what was it?) yesterday; Capcom vs. SNK 2

talked on the phone (to who?) three days ago, to the girl I'm absolutely crazy about.

talked to someone (who was it?)
- just now: julie

ate food (what was it?)
- an hour ago, cheesies.

cooked food
- a few days ago

went to the bathroom (1 or 2 )
- uh. took a piss at around 2.

recieved an email (who was it from?)
- hmm. i'm not sure.

wrote an e-mail (who was it to?)
- three weeks ago for julie.

watched TV (what was it?)
- last tuesday i watched frasier. i think.

laughed
- today.

played your instrument (what did you play?)
- tuesday, at band.

cried
- the other night. i was reading something.

masturbated
- last week.

grounded by your parents (why?)
- hmm. when i was late with the car during easter.

'played' outside
- it's been a long time.

were in a fight (physical, or verbal)
- heh. today at lunch.

experienced a death of someone close (who?)
- i kind of forget. no one that close to me has died.

played a sport (what was it?)
- i played head to head gba today.

played a video game (what was it?)
- super mario brothers for gba.

talked on the phone (to who?)
- last night with tim.

killing time is fun.

talked to someone (who was it?) An hour ago - Logan
ate food (what was it?) Half hour ago - oreos
cooked food - a very very long time ago..uh, soup?
went to the bathroom (1 or 2 ) - i went 1 two hrs ago
recieved an email (who was it from?) - logan, a few weeks ago
wrote an e-mail (who was it to?) - logan, a few weeks ago..lol
watched TV (what was it?) - this morning.. the weather network
laughed - a couple hrs ago
played your instrument (what did you play?) - guitar.. on tuesday
cried - 2 days ago
masturbated - ew
grounded by your parents (why?) - never
'played' outside - yesterday..frisbee
were in a fight (physical, or verbal) - a week or two ago
experienced a death of someone close (who?) - a few months ago, my friend
played a sport (what was it?) - is frisbee a sport? if so.. last night
played a video game (what was it?) - i dont remember
talked on the phone (to who?) - yesterday, logan.. he seems to be in this alot