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100 bottles of bear on the wall, 100 bottles of beer,
take 1 down pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall

i finished the whole song once by myself at work. people got so annoyed, it was great.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the all

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. take one down and pass it around 96 bottles of beer on the wall...

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. take one down and pass it around 95 bottles of beer on the wall...


this is too awesome.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. take one down and pass it around 94 bottles of beer on the wall...

94 bottles of Diet Caffeine-Free Dr. Pepper on the wall,
94 bottles of Diet Caffeine-Free Dr. Pepper,
Take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of Diet Caffeine-Free Dr. Pepper on the wall...

(I don't even know if such a thing exists, but in middle school we used to pick the longest beverage name ever and see how long we could do the song.)

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer. take one down and pass it around 92 bottles of beer on the wall...

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 91 bottles of beer on the wall

91 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer, if one of these bottles should happen to fall, what a waste of alcohol!

90 bottles of nonalcoholic beverage on the wall, 90 bottles of nonalcoholic beverage! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 89 bottles of nonalcoholic beverage on the wall!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer on the wall take one down pass it around 89 bottles of beer on the wall

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer on the wall take one down pass it around 87 bottles of beer on the wall

mmmm beer

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beeeeeer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 86 bottles of beer on the wall!

Nam counts weird.

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around. 84 bottles of beer on the wall!!

Too bad I don't drink.

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer!!! Take one down, pass it around. 83 bottles of beer on the wall!!

nikki taught me how to count

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around. 82 bottles of beer on the wall!!

82 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer!!!! Take one down, pass it around. 81 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!!!

Your counting's gone a bit screwy again, Nam. Remember what I taught you???

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around. 80 bottles of beer on the wall!!